The medical world is ringing its hands, because your not ringing out yours enough.
The Royal Pharmaceutical Society says poor hand washing is driving a superbug crisis. They estimate a third of cases of diarrhoea and a sixth of respiratory infections could be prevented through good hand washing. They suggest you take 20 seconds each time and measure it by singing “Happy Birthday To You” twice. Of course you may be taken off to the funny farm if you are heard celebrating your birthday several times a day, every day of the year. But on the positive side you mays get a lot more presents that way 😀
Dr. Gina Radford, England’s deputy chief medical officer, thinks longer is better, and recommends 30 seconds of hand washing, while singing the first verse of “God Save The Queen”. Perhaps you should also send her a get well soon card —- the Queen that is not the singing
I have a slightly modified children’s song which might keep you out of the mental hospital or from being overly patriotic. How about:-
If you’r happy and you know it WASH YOUR HANDS,
If you’r happy and you know it WASH AGAIN,
If you’r happy and you know it and you don’t want diarrhoea,
WASH YOUR HANDS !