Over the last few weeks the Last Laugh Looney Party has gathered together a truly eclectic collection of candidates for the European Parliamentary Elections. With the right sense of humour in the British Electorate, they are confident of being selected to enter the European Parliament, at least for the next few months until Britain finally BREXITs.
Their basic guarantee to the British Electorate is that they will spend their time in the European Parliament, jumping up and down and shouting their slogans. Just like they’ve seen all other MPs do over the last two years, while they’ve been discussing BREXIT. They will do this until the 27 countries in the European Parliament finally throw their hands up in exasperation and say LEAVE.
The LLLP will agree to this on one condition :-
The European Commission agrees to pay Britain £39 billion Euros in compensation for no longer being part of the European experiment 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂