We are now three days past the day which Bodj said was his “Die in a Ditch “ deadline day. In fact, it didn’t turn out to be a Deadline Day. The European Parliament generously decided to grant us yet another extension so that we can enjoy the pleasures of being in the European Union for even longer.
The Europeans evidently have short memories, so perhaps we have to remind them that almost 75 years ago on D-Day we had to begin the liberation of their sovereign countries from German occupation ! Which is no more than we are trying to do for ourselves with Brexit. Oh and of course we also had to do the same thing 100 years ago during the First World War !
The hard fact is the the Germans are good at what they do, Dominating people. This time round, rather than using Tiger tanks and Doodle Bugs, they did it with the Deutsche Mark, which they cunningly renamed “the Euro”. So their latest attempt to conquer Europe has been more subtle and so far more successful. At least for the Germans. The huge number of unemployed people in Spain, Italy and Greece might not agree.
The problem with the Europe they have created, is that it is not a level playing field. Not everyone is as industrious as the Germans and therefore the wealth is not earned or consequently shared evenly. Disharmony is built into the system and the Germans have harsh ways of dealing with Disorder.
Britain’s last big exit from Europe was at Dunkirk. Our latest attempt at leaving seems almost as difficult. This time the Europeans seem reluctant to let us go.
Rather than going to war again, we now seem to have become a nation of Demonstrators. There are daily Demonstrations outside Parliament of both leavers and remainers. Whilst inside Parliament, there are endless Defeats on almost every proposition to leave.
The Last Laugh Looney Party has an alternative idea to solve the problem. We will send an army of volunteers over to Europe to put towels on all the Deck Chairs everywhere throughout Europe. This will really show that we mean business and should make the Germans so fed up with us, that they will eventually let us leave 🙂