While all our politicians have been away on holiday in sunny Spain, the Last Laugh Looney Party “Daft Ideas” have gone down a storm through October. You can clearly see the influence of the younger voters, which is magnified by their superior ability to use mobile phones 😀 for voting in referendums.
The free ice cream policy has been a great success and the Happy Hat Days have lifted the country’s mood. People are smiling at each other again. The next fun referendum questions are :-
- Should all Premier League footballers be paid the National Minimum Wage, including Gary Linaker ?
- Should the school/life balance be more fairer for children, say starting at 10 am and coming home at 2pm with two hours for lunch and one hour for playtime. And summer holidays should be longer, say starting in April and going through until bonfire night ? With all of December off for Christmas and a start back in the New Year say on the 31st January. That would be fairer for children !
- If adults are paid to play football, why shouldn’t children be paid to go to school ?
- And shouldn’t they be paid an extra transfer fee when they move to secondary school ?
Come to that, why shouldn’t parents go to school instead of children, after all , they are the ones who can’t use computers and mobile phones and Facebook and Twitter and instagram and all sorts of gadgets that they keep asking us about?
WE NEED MORE CHILDREN IN THE LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY. OUR MP’S ARE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN, SO WHY NOT HAVE REAL CHILDREN IN PARLIAMENT 🤡