With the help of the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY and their superior crazy negotiating tactics, Bodj has now got a deal with the European Union. After only three years of discussion it looks exactly like the old deal, in fact is is the old deal and we are still tied into Europe.
Still all is not lost, Bodj came back to the UK in triumph and after a promised General Election he steamrollered the Brexit party, Ukip, the Green, the Lib Dem remainers, the SNP, the DUP, half of the Conservative party and Uncle Tom Cobbly. The Labour Party remained in opposition, mainly to each other. Jeremy Corbit was vanquished to his new role as Public Toilet Caretaker and keeper of manholes.
But that wasn’t the end of this storey, the EU Commissars were so impressed with Bodj’s negotiating skills, that they unanimously selected him as the new Life-time Supremo President of the European Super State. Bodj modestly accepted this new position and stated that his reign would not be a dictatorship, but because he had all the good ideas, it would be more of a spectatorship. His people just needed to look and admire. He would lead like Churchill only better.
President Bodj was so confident of his own ability that he resolved to do away with all the other country presidents in the EU and make them all countryCaretakers just like Mr Corbit. His first goal is to make sure that the European Super State, hence forth known as “Bodjland”, will have the cleanest toilets in the whole world.
President Bodj has invited his new best friend President Tramp to come on a state visit to Bodjland and see some of the very clean toilets. Together they will celebrate tarif-free Freedom of Movement throughout Bodjland.
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