This post follows on from my last blog and is the second option in the Last Laugh Looney Party once and for all, never to be repeated, Grand Decider European In-Out Referendum. This is a complete reversal of the last three years of political bickering and envisages Britain fully committed to being in the European Super State.
The All-In Option.
- For a start we would switch to the Euro, at the exchange rate of ten Euros to the pound. This is the price Mr Barmy and Mr Tusk are offering to get Britain on board the European gravy train. This should encourage even the most fervent “ leavers” to vote “ YES”.
- From January 2020 Bodj will become the new European Super President and henceforth the 1st January will be called “Bodj Day”
- Next, from 1st January 2222 we will all start driving on the wrong side of the road. Of course The European Commisars will have to introduce a car scrappage scheme and give every UK car owner a brand new top of the range BMW or Mercedes 🤡
- With his new super powers, President Bodj will introduce new laws to require all Europeans to speak English at all times.
- President Bodj will issue European arrest warrants to any football or Rugby teams that beat any British team in future.
- Sadly Mr Corbit won’t be able to be the UK Caretaker Prime Minister, but Bodj generously agreed to make him the UK Chief Caretaker with the job of keeping all the public toilets spotlessly clean and the manholes polished, which he is so keen on.
THERE WILL BE MORE FUN FROM PRESIDENT BODJ IN THE WEEKS TO COME!