- This post follows on from the LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY appointment to to Prime Minister Bodj’s cabinet of national unity and begins to look at what lessons we should learn from the country’s experience of the Coronapop.
Crazy thoughts for crazy times, is something that the Last Laugh Looney Party specialises in, which is no doubt why, Prime Minister Bodj has brought them back into Cabinet discussions. His current crop of stooges, who all purport to be Government Ministers, can’t see beyond the end of their noses. There forward thinking extends only as far as next days headline and even then their answers are limited to a few few stock phrases. “Wash your hands, wipe your nose and don’t tickle your toes!”
Let’s start with the “Lockdown”.
It’s not all bad, nothing like as life-limiting as the First or Second World Wars must have been. The upsides of the lock down are that the Coronapop has been slowed down, which gives the NHS a chance to gain some empty bedspaces, get extra supplies of PPE and get all its staff back to work.
So the first crazy idea would be to extend the “Lockdown” until Christmas !
- Everyone would have to continue to socially isolate, unless they were a Key worker. “STAY AT HOME” would be the watchword and ”WYH”.
- Anyone caught breaking the rules would be rounded up by the police and quarantined on one of the thousands of idle cruise ships. The ships would sail around the British Isles until Christmas …. 2021. The passengers/ tourists/inmates/ thoughtless gits would be required to make face masks and gowns for care staff and embroider “sorry” on each one.
- All NHS and social care staff and other support workers would be paid a 50% lump sum Christmas tax free bonus. Paid for by a special NHS tax on the banks 🤡
There will be more from the LLLP as we navigate ourselves through the Coronapop months ahead.