The Last Laugh Looney Party has returned to power. Dragged back kicking and screaming from their Brexit success. Prime Minister Bodj, after his brief illness with Coronapop, has realised that he can’t leave the rest of the Cabinet stooges in charge of anything. In his absence in just a few weeks they had spent a fortune and run out of everything.
Big business want to get back to work, the media are all saying the public wants to be let out and that children must go back to school. The clamour is relentless …. in the news, in the press and from MP’s.
Bodj’s immediate request was for some ideas of how to get out of the “Lockdown”.
So here is the LLLP first recommendation to Bodj :-
Right now things are under control. Not so much down to the Government’s efforts, but due to the superhuman efforts of NHS and all care staff and all the support workers helping them. It is the front line people in health and social care and in food shops and their delivery drivers, as well as the many volunteers who are helping neighbours and friends.
The Coronapop virus is being contained and hospital cases are coming down. Certainly it is true that there are and will be a lot more cases in nursing and residential care, but society has never really cared two hoots about them. That is why no political party has come up with a constructive answer to funding social care for generations.
Now let’s look at some of the positives :-
- It is a lot quieter, you can hear the birds singing.
- There is a lot less traffic on the roads, so there are far fewer accidents and far less air pollution.
- Most people are far less busy and have time to talk to people they meet.
- Children maybe missing their friends but I’ll bet they are not missing exams.
- There is a lot less crime.
- We all have a lot more time to think and reflect on the value of life.
We need to learn some very fundamental lessons from all of this and not just try and go back to where we were before.
THE LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY WILL GIVE BODJ SOME SERIOUSLY CRAZY IDEAS FOR THE FUTURE IN THE NEXT POST.
LLLP “NUTS IN MAY”