This is the next crazy idea from the Last Laugh Looney Party for Prime MinisterBodj to consider in response to the Coronapop virus.
Every World leader has been pontificating about climate change for years. Targets have been set with fingers in the air and little or no chance of success, except for the certainty that the politicians will be long gone by the time their planned deadline is due to arrive.
Now Coronapop has shown us the way forward :-
- Stop all private cars on the roads, that will reduce thousands of accidents a year.
- Ground all planes indefinitely and turn all airports into solar power stations and wind farms.
- Permanently dock all cruise ships and convert them into luxury hotels for the homeless and luxury prisons for the feckless. The smallest, dirtiest, most cramped, rust buckets will be reserved for tax exile billionaires who have had their yachts, private planes, multiple homes, holiday villa’s and islands confiscated by the tax man.
- Public transport will be required to run on time and be spotlessly clean, after all railway staff have been “retrained” by the Japanese.
- HS2 will be scrapped saving untold £billions.
- Mobility scooters will be given right of way on all highways, but will only be available to the elderly, the disabled, pregnant mothers and parents with under school aged children.
- Everyone else will have to go on foot or cycle for short journeys to improve the health of the nation.
There probably will be even more crazy ideas from the LLLP 🤡