This post follows on from my last one, where Bodj has sacked his whole Cabinet, all the MP’s and the House of Lords. So it is going to be quite quiet in Westminster for a change. While he waits for Coronapop to pass the second wave and for the Brexit deadline to reach the eleventh hour resolution, all he can do is wait.
In the meantime he has gathered around him his few remaining friends :- Colonel Tom, who can advise him about raising money; Markus Rashford, who knows what it is like to be hard up and not go to Eaton; the Last Laugh Looney Party, who can see through the Government red tape and Coco, who is a Cockerpoo with more sense than all of Bodj’s previous Ministers.
This band of brothers has to figure out the manifesto for the forthcoming general election and Bodj will broadcast it to the nation in a series of 8 pm fireside chats. There won’t be and TV debates because that Keyhole Stammer is a bit to sharp for his own good and Nicky Sturgeon is a bit fishy. As for the other two —- well who are they?
We are going to talk about security, health and education. Plus technology and climate change.