The Last Laugh Looney Party is beginning to have a global influence. It has gone viral. Rather like Coronapop 🤡
Ever since the LLLP started its investigation into UK Government spending and began to come up with radical recommendations for reform, other countries have started to follow suite. Here are some examples:-
SLIMMING DOWN PARLIAMENT.
After abolishing the House of Commons and the House of Lords on the recommendation of the LLLP, there has been some copycat action in Italy. The radical governing party has decided to slim down its own Government by 350 MP’s. That will get them down to about 600 parliamentarians, but they still have a long way to go to catch up with Bodj who will only have 100 MP’s and 100 Senators. Still it’s a good start and politicians all around the world will be quaking in their boots in case this viral idea spreads. I wonder what it’s R number is ? In this case R stands for redundancy. The politicians will all be wearing masks, socially isolating and desperately seeking a vaccine 🤡
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ON FERRIES.
It was not long ago that the LLLP proposed that Bodj should use rust bucket ships to house tax dodgers and expense-fiddling MP’s. Now the recent Home Secretary Pritty Petal is looking to buy up old ferries to house illegal immigrants. She could be a lot more creative and use cruise liners like the Diamond Princess and sail them around the world, in the hope that they find somewhere else they like better. They could take the MP’s with them.
WINDMILLS FOR POWER.
In his first address to the Conservative Party conference Bodj proposed to surround the UK with offshore wind farms. He must have pinched the idea from the LLLP comments on the Department of Energy. ( See the blog entitled “ LLLP investigates the BEIS “ by clicking on LLLP in the TAG cloud). Sadly Bodj missed the point about also having hydro power for when the wind doesn’t blow and solar power for when the sun shines. Maybe he can announce them at next years conference.