Dial-up Dementia

I am a  one-finger typist with a typing speed that could not keep pace with a snail.   I also don’t send, or read, or respond to text messages — it is all double-Dutch to me.    So it was particularly worrying when I read in the press about the  new discovery in  Alaska.

It was announced at the recent Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining Conference, so you may have missed it, if you didn’t go this year.   Dissappoingly, it was not about a new gold strike in the Yukon, so hold back the huskies and put away your mine detector.

A research paper was presented that was exciting news but, troubling for one~finger typists everywhere.   A team from Apple and  American health care companies studied the way people use their mobile phones.   They found a correlation between slower typing rates and cognative decline.  Also people send fewer text messages as their memory becomes impaired.     Monitoring these changes would enable Apple to predict early signs of dementia.

I have already enrolled on a touch typing course and I am going to send a text message to Apple every day to let them know I am  OK.

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Redefine Red Wine As Medicine!

Some extremely good news today in the Journal of Gastroenterology, which in future should be compulsory reading in every GP’s surgery.

A research study done at King’s College London of the drinking habits of 3,000 people, found that red wine drinkers have better gut balance between bad and good gut bacteria.      Well my balance has never been good so a few more glasses of the Red wouldn’t go amiss.

Even better they had lower cholesterol and were less likely to be obese.    I could do with losing a  couple of pounds or stones, so I ought to do some serious work on my gut microbiota.    I could get really serious about this healthy living thing thanks to these researchers.

So so now I am off down to The Red Lion to stock up on my polyphenols.   Then I will go straight to my GP surgery to see if I can get a bottle of 1981 Chateauneuf du Pape on prescription.

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New Pill Cure-All

My now famous pill popping character, Pilly Galore is at last beginning to influence national policy 😀.    This must be clear evidence that those nice people at NICE – the National Institute for Cancelling Everything – are reading my blogs about Pilly’s exploits.

A report in The Daily Mail on Thursday 22nd August again highlights that “One in 5 pensioners pop 7 pills every day”. This is not news to Pilly and her GP – Doctor Astro Glax in fact they think it grossly understates the pill tsunami that has overtaken the elderly population.    It is hardly surprising when GP’s are paid more for every pill they prescribe and when pharmacies earn more for every pill they sell! There are no incentives to get people off pills quite the reverse.   Pilly is only happy if she gets a new pill each time she sees her superhero Doctor.

There is some good news the very next day, this time on the front page of the Daily Mail – the headline proclaims – “ Four-in-one pill that slashes heart risk “.    It is a study suggesting that a pill combining aspirin, statins and two blood pressure lowering pills could reduce heart attacks and strokes by a third.   It could be given to MILLIONS of older people.

  All in a single pill which is an idea pinched from Milly’s blog and the cartoon below.

You can see all of my earlier blogs on Milly by clicking on Pills in the Tag Cloud.

 

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Google Black Hole

What if you Google something

and get no answers ?

Does it cease to exist ?

Or do you persist ?

 

Is there a word

that no-one has heard ?

Or once it is said,

does it stay in your head ?

 

If you don’t tell a soul,

is their a Google black hole ?

Where knowledge goes in

and is not seen again.

 

That sounds like a question

for a Oxford entrance exam.

I’ll give it a try

and see if I can.

Years ago you could have entered “Google”,

but now you’d get a zillion answers 😀

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Deafinately not.

For quiet a while now I think my hearing has been getting worse.   I noticed it when I had to turn the sound up on the TV.    Over the month I have had to keep turning it up a notch or two —— until there were no notches left and pictures were falling off the walls in the lounge.

We have a relatively new big screen TV, but why do they put the speakers facing out the back ?   That must be part of the problem, but, if I sit behind the TV I  won’t be able to see the picture.    Then somebody told me about sound bars.   I thought that must be a new room at the pub, but apparently it is a new gadget to enhance sound quality.     So I got one and that helped for a while.

Nonetheless I still found thar some actors were mumbling or whispering a lot, usually at some critical part of the film, which ment I lost the plot and the had no idea what was going on 😩     Finally as a last desperate attempt to correct my hearing impairment I visited the GP surgery and asked the nurse to syringe my ears.

That helped enormously —- for a while.   But now again I am having to turn the sound up again   😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

Then I read a front page article in The Times about the “thousands of complaints from people unable to hear the dialogue in dramas”.   Apparently.”Questions were even asked in Parliament “, although I don’t know what on earth MP’s are doing watching TV when they should be sorting out Brexit.

Evidently it is the BBC that is responsible for me thinking I am going deaf.   Well not just the BBC, but ITV, Channel 4 and Channel 5 .  I’ll bet they are raking in a fortune from all the adverts for hearing aids that you see on TV !

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Last Laugh Looney Party More Election Promises

As the Election draws closer all the political party’s are making more and more spending plans in an effort to bribe the voters.   Evidently the age of austerity is over even though the UK is in trillions of pounds of debt.

So it is an ideal time for the Last Laugh Looney Party to take a more sensible view and fully cost all its proposals by ensuring that all its policies are covered by savings.

We will start with Defence.   The Ministry of Defence spends £36 billion a year, 2 % of  the UK budget.    So why have we got new aircraft carriers with no planes ?     And why are half of our Navy ships out of commission and what are all the sailors on them doing in the meantime ?     Oh and why don’t our soldiers have enough equipment ?    It sounds like a complete mess.    Perhaps if we shed a lot of the 56,000 civilian staff at the MOD and while we are at it we could retire all the medal-dangling, over-dressed Director Generals; flightless Air Chief Marshall’s and shipless Vice Admiral’s parading around the MOD endlessly repeating that they haven’t got enough money.

Still it meets the 2% commitment to NATO, which is only met by two other countries – USA and Greece ( who I thought was bankrupt ! )   The average contribution is 1.5% and most EU countries don’t even reach that.

So the LLLP says, let’s start again and rethink how we should defend ourselves.

We have lots of kids playing computer games, why not recruit them into a new drone operations force (DOF) and withdraw all our troops from abroad.     We could also conscript all the young hoodlums caught carrying knives and send them to conflict areas  to play until they grow up.       Finally, anyone convicted of a violent offence can in future serve their sentence overseas in a soon to be established LLLP Foreign Legion.  

Meanwhile, because of rising crime back at home we need de-fences here.   We will renovate Hadrians Wall using the Brexit No-Deal budget, just in case the Scots decide to vote to stay in Europe.    In Northern Ireland we will build a wall of Guinness along the border, which should put an end to any future troubles,   —— or probably not.

With less civilian staff, less high ranking officers and only drones and kitchen knives from Poundland the Defence budget will be cut to £500 a year.   I am sure we can rely on Boris’s new best friend —- President Tramp to come hastily to our rescue with a nuclear missile or two if we really need them.

WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT LLLP GOVERNMENT EXPENDITURE REVIEW COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU.

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Last Laugh Looney Party Election Manifesto

It rather looks like the whole group of current political parties have totally banjaxed the Brexit question, unless there is a last minute climb down by the European Parliament.    I am still betting they will fudge it in the end and cobble together a half in / half out solution.

 BUT, just in case I am wrong and we need to be prepared for a General Election.   So the LLLP is dispensing with all talk of coilitions and going for an outright win.    It believes the public is totally fed up with the current group of  politicians and with their hollow promises.

So here are some first thoughts :-

  • Step 1 — The  cost of the civil service to manage Government expenditure was £687 billion in 2011,  so goodness only knows what it is  now.   The LLLP will halve the civil service overnight —— no need for exit interviews just a simple enie meanie minei mo will do.    Of course there will be outrage about this, but it will blow over when everybody realises how much money will be saved.
  • Step 2 — The UK Overseas Aid budget was £14 billion in 2017, the LLLP will give everybody £2,300 to every man, woman and child from the new LLLP Over-Here Aid budget, which used to be called the Overseas Aid budget,   If individuals disagree with this they can still give their share to charity.   Then they will close down the Department of International Affairs altogether.
  • Step 3 — scrap the BBC licence fee and their Government grant,  this is an act of pure LLLP vindictiveness for taking free TV licences for older people.   The BBC costs almost £4 billion a year, the LLLP will pass the saving to all pensioners by increasing the state pension by £200 per year.    No doubt this will mean the BBC will have to cut back to endless repeats in future, so nothing much will change.
  • Step 4 — Scrap the House of Lords and replace them with a People’s Senate selected by lottery  of the whole voting population to serve for only one year.   Currently the House of Lords costs us about £65 million a year.  Cutting it down from over 800 Peers to 100 Senators will save a lot of hot air and should only cost peanuts.
  • Step 5 — halve the size of the House of Commons by the toss of a coin.  Heads your in, tails your out.   No fat pensions, no big redundancy payments, just get a proper job like everyone else.    The annual cost of around £250 million should also be halved and the savings be given to Battersea Dogs Home.   At least that is Coco’s suggestion 🐶

THIS WILL DO TO BE GOING ON WITH,  THERE WILL BE MORE IN THE DAYS AHEAD 😀 AS THE GENERAL ELECTION GETS NEARER.

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World Pangolin Day

Who would have guessed there would be,

“World Pangolin Day”,

and coincidence of coincidences ,

that is my birthday😀

I guess that is where I must have first heard the word.

And pangolin must have lodged in my head.

Just waiting there until something was said.

 

Now I will have to get a flag to wave.

and a tee shirt that says :-

“SAVE THE PANGOLIN”

 

Then I find there is a cornucopia

of Pangolin products.

Pangolin mugs, Pangolin pictures, 

Pangolin books and Pangolin poetry.

 

Seems like the Pangolin is not so anonymous after all.

Maybe they even have a Pangolin charity ball ?

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Return To Sender

It’s years since I have written about junk mail.   It’s six years ago that I started writing about it when there was much talk in the then Government about limiting it.   In fact, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if somewhere we haven’t either got a Minister for junk mail or at least an ombudsman type regulator.   (See the previous post by clicking on February 2013 in the archive). 

Like everyone else, I have given up trying to stem the tide of junk mail that floods in through the letter box each day.   And anyway the post lady is very nice and I don’t want to see her out of a job.   So I keep on sifting and sorting the unwanted post before I throw it in the recycle bin.   We will just have to do without the Amazon rain forest.

One of today’s letters really made me stop and think.   It was from Green Space UK with, and I quote — “ Important information about my conservatory”.   It was about changes in the planning regulations and how Green Space UK could help me to upgrade my conservatory into a room you can use.    What’s more they were even offering me a Substantial Subsidy.

Well you can always do with another room in your house, so I set about looking for my conservatory.    I looked everywhere, although it is strange that I haven’t seen it before, we have been here nearly 40 years !    It is definitely not inside, so I went and checked outside and although there were plenty of sheds, I couldn’t find a conservatory anywhere.

I wonder what Green Space UK know that I don’t.   Maybe they have a fleet of drones that fly all over the UK  searching out conservatories.   If so I wish they would tell me where mine has gone to, because I wouldn’t want to miss out on that Substantial Subsidy.

And I could do with the extra room to store all the junk mail I get !

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A Dementia Way Forward

My last two posts were prompted by the campaign launched in the Daily Mail to get the Government to address the disgraceful state of care for people with dementia in this country.   It has very successfully exposed the level of outrage and injustice felt by relatives, but the focus has been on the high cost of care and the consequent  loss of the family home to pay for the care.   This, maybe incorrectly, can be interpreted as a desire by the relatives to hang to their inheritance.

My last post illustrates that the issues with dementia are much wider than that and require a radical and comprehensive approach to all the issues, not just a political quick fix.   There are no simple or quick solutions and the answers will require financial contributions from the Government and individual sufferers.

HERE IS MY TEN POINT TEN YEAR PLAN ——————-—-it will take that long to  transform the scale of the problems, but action should start right away :-

1. FOCUS NHS HEALTH SUPPORT ON BETTER DIAGNOSIS AND PREVENTION.

Better diagnostic consideration will eliminate confused older people who are wrongly assumed to have dementia, when they may have something that is easily treated, such as a urinary infection.    The other main role for the  NHS / GP service should be on prevention through targeted advice and support regarding risk factors e.g.:- obesity / exercise / diet / smoking.    In support terms improved free Audiology services have been shown to reduce isolation.

2. TRANSFER NHS FUNDS TO SOCIAL SERVICES ON CONDITION THEY EMPTY BLOCKED BEDS IN  THE NHS.

A great many NHS hospital beds are “blocked” by elderly patients with dementia awaiting a discharge, either into residential care or to their own with domicillary care support in the community.   The cost of keeping them in hospital is far higher than sending them home or to Residential Care, but the financial responsibility is an invisible wall which creates an impasse to sensible action.

The Government needs to grasp the nettle and transfer the money to Social Services.

3. GRANT FUND A TEN YEAR PROGRAMME OF RETIREMENT HOUSING. 

There needs to be much more retirement housing to give older people a range of options to downsize and release equity to pay for better support in later life.   The options need to include shared ownership as well as outright sale and also Social rented accommodation for those who can’t afford to purchase their home.   Also there needs to be the opportunity to release more equity to pay for care as it is needed, using the mechanism of staircasing down by selling back more equity.

In almost every case this will release back onto to the market a much needed family home.  Ten million new retirement homes in ten years would be a good start !

This type of housing is only suitable for people with dementia if the  support staff are specially trained e.g. the “locksmith”in the ExtraCare Charitable Trust’s retirement villages.

4. REINVIGORATE SPECIALIST RESIDENTIAL NURSING CARE.

Most Residential Care Homes have become warehouses for people with dementia.    Staff are largely untrained and poorly paid.    Many of the residents are over medicated to make them easier to look after.  There is little by way of stimulating activity.   It has become an “out of sight, out of mind” solution.

All this needs to change, starting with a nursing managed service.   Less use of drugs and individualised care.   Properly and equitably charged for between private and public payers, by having the same charges for everyone.    But, there also needs to be greater control on the use of “vulture capital”, which is creating excessive fees.

5. MASSIVELY EXPAND HOME CARE SERVICES.

Most people who need care would prefer to remain in their own homes.   With a little support for the sufferer and their carers this is eminently possible.     The support needs to be available early in the process and offer respite to carers who are often family members.

6. LAUNCH A NEW DEMENTIA NURSING QUALIFICATION.

Training in the sector should be boosted with a new work-experience based nursing qualification for careers specialising in dementia.   It should command higher salaries and be a mandatory requirement for 80% of all staff working in Residential Homes and Domicillary Care.

7. MOBILISE THE VOLUNTARY SECTOR WITH A DEMENTIA GRANTS FUND.

There will never be enough paid staff to support informal care in the community and therefore help will be required from the voluntary sector.   Several years ago the Alzheimer’s Society called for a million volunteers, so far they say they have 350,000.  They need seed funding to achieve the target, so they can  provide befriending visits / welfare advice / social clubs and more to anyone who might benefit from them.   Combating isolation should be a priority in the fight against dementia.

8. DE-RISK THE LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE INDUSTRY TO STIMULATE NEW PRODUCTS.

The Dilnot Commission had a core ambition of stimulating new long-term care insurance products, but its recommendations were never taken up.    These should be revisited and de-risked to make them cheaper to the consumer and  more predictable to the insurance industry.    This would probably require a tax free mandatory scheme with a “stop loss” clause underwritten by the Government.

9. LAUNCH A BETTER REGULATED AND CHEAPER EQUITY RELEASE  OFFER.

Equity release is expensive and comes with onerous conditions.    However, it may be the only way to unlock equity in your house if you wish to remain in your home and require money to pay for care.  The Government could agree to provide a “cap” on costs in exchange for lower interests charges.

10. DOUBLE THE RESEARCH PROGRAMME ON THE CAUSES OF DEMENTIA.

The overall cost of dementia to the Country is enormous and still rising rapidly.     Though all the above measures will help, they will add even more to the costs, therefore it makes sense to invest in research to try and find better treatments and hopefully in due course a cure for all dementia related conditions.

 

I DO NOT  PRETEND THESE RECOMMENDATIONS ARE ALL MY OWN WORK, FAR FROM IT.    THEY ARE DRAWN FROM OVER THIRTY YEARS WORKING WITH SOME EXCELLENT STAFF AND A GREAT MANY ELDERLY RESIDENTS.   MY THANKS GO TO THEM ALL.

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