BREXIT obviously isn’t going to happen very quickly, so the Last Laugh Looney Party is gearing up to stand in the European Parliamentary Elections by preparing its Manifesto. This is the first contribution from a GrumbleSmiles candidate – Clean Up Man.
Clean Up Man will do exactly what it says on the box. He will set about cleaning up everything in Europe. He knows it’s a big job, but he is planning to organise a fleet of drones to fly all over the 27 European countries spraying them with lavender air freshener to help everybody calm down. This should also be a big boost to lavender farmers throughout Norfolk, where Clean Up Man is hoping to be elected as their Euro MP.
The second flight of the drone Brexiteer squadron will send over a less pleasant surprise. The smell of fish and chips will be sniffed throughout Europe to remind them all that it our fish and they should stop stealing them.
Finally in the battle for Britain the squadron will fly over all the European capitals towing Union Jacks and endlessly playing “God save the Queen” until they all give up say we can leave immediately. At that point the LLLP will demand that the European Commission pays us £39 billion as a divorce settlement 😀😀😀😀
Clean Up Man says :-
“We need a European clean break”
If you don’t clean yourselves up, we will send Mr Dyson over to Europe with all his vacuum cleaners and he will sort you out because we know what a keen BREXITEER Mr Dyson is. Although sadly he is now moving his operation to Singapore.