BREXIT definitely isn’t going to happen very quickly, so the Last Laugh Looney Party is gearing up for the European Parliamentary Elections by preparing its Manifesto. This is the next contribution from a GrumbleSmiles character – Red Tape Crusader.
Everyone knows that the whole European Parliamentary venture is wrapped in kilometres of red tape. The Red Tape Crusader is determined to free Britain from all of that. His first campaign in the European Parliament will be to make sure that everything in future is done online. This should save a European mountain of paperwork.
All new European legislation will be published on Twitter and only allowed to be 140 characters. Each member of the European Parliament will be allowed one Tweet a year and then only if it is approved by all 27 other members.
Every European Parliamentary country will have a veto on any proposed Tweet which changes any new regulation. That should slow the red tape down quite a bit.
Meanwhile the Red Tape Crusader will arbitrarily cut out huge swathes of European Regulation which many European countries take no notice of anyway.
Red Tape Man says :-
“No more European regulation”