I just knew that Boris Johnson ( henceforth known as Bodj ) has been reading my Last Laugh Looney Party blogs to pickup ideas of how to run the country. The trouble is that he has not been reading it very carefully and he has got the wrong end of the political stick🤡
In my post on the 11th August I launched the Last Laugh Looney Party Manifesto for the upcoming election. Bodj pinched the ideas but, turned them upside down. Instead of cutting costs he is increasing them ! Silly billy.
Whereas the LLLP was going to have a foreign legion of deported criminals and a children’s airforce squadron of drone fighter pilots, all of of whom were doing it for free, Bodj is planning to spend £ billions on more on generals and air chief marshals and administrators and at least two more soldiers with guns.
But, I know he is copying some ideas, like reducing the number of MP’s, except Bodj is doing it by kicking them out of his own party one at a time 🤡
Bodj has got into the LLLP spirit of things by spending £200 million on buses, that must have been why he was making all those cardboard buses. They won’t be very good in the rain though 🤡
Best of all Bodj is going to use £30 million protecting turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢 there will be lots of votes in that idea. Drenched out of his childhood memories, although Bodj has never really grown up, his new Cabinet will include Leonado, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo.
This new Ninja Cabinet will soon sort out Europe 🤡 !