A few days ago we had the LLLP Clowns, now we have the complete LLLP Circus complete with ninja turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢. Bodj has decided to prorogue Parliament, whatever that means? I think he ment to say cadjole Parliament, but Bodge is not very good at persuading people, especially his own MP’s. Or perhaps he ment to parole Parliament, i.e. let them out until they are tried for something.
Either way the MP’s have been sent home for five weeks to cool down. I don’t suppose we will miss them. And they can do less harm while they are under house arrest 🤡
In the meantime Bodj will be tripping over to Europe with his LLLP special advisers to conclude a Brexit deal.
His red lines are that the European Commission must pay Britain £36 billion to leave, erect borders everywhere and stop freedom of movement from anywhere to anywhere. Only then will we agree to sell them pork pies and Stilton cheese again, And they are still not having any of our fish !
Oh, and if they have another war, don’t expect us to come and help. So there .
Preparations for a No-Deal Brexit are well advanced and Coco, the new cabinet minister for dogs has stockpiled a years supply of Pedigree pet food and enough Bonio biscuits for the next three years.