When it comes to BREXIT everybody is now getting on the bandwagon. The latest group are the legal eagles, eager to prove they are not above the law, in fact they are the law. And they all get paid handsomely for stating the obvious. So the Last Laugh Looney Party has decided to tell them what the obvious is to help clarify things with regard to BREXIT.
First of al Prime Minister Bodj wants to stay in Europe with a deal, or without a deal, or if it has got a “backstop”, then it has to have “no borders”. While Opposition leader Jeremy Corbblers doesn’t know what he wants, except it is definitely not what Bodj wants. So there ! And they have all been fighting about it in the playground, called Parliament for the last three years
Meanwhile the Nationalist party’s are all going home with their bats and balls, or is it cabers, leaks and shenanigans. Oh and the Liberal Demons are collecting up all the defectors in the hope that they can get on tele and look important. Then don’t forget the Green -there is only one – she is sanctimoniously right about everything and will vote against anything unless it’s a change in the weather.
The actual Brexit party, who started the fight in the first place, don’t have any MP’s, so they can’t play in the playground.
The Supreme Cart of Judges and QC’s in wigs and bathrobes justly has to sort this out. A bit like Gary Linacre and Alan Shearer on Match of the Day.
”Was Bodj within his rights to prorogue Parliament?” Yes say the Cart they have been doing it for years.
”Should Jeremy Cobblers call for a General Election?” Yes say the Cart, what a good way to sort things out peacefully.
“Then we can start a new fight in the playground !” Says the Last Laugh Looney Party.