Our hard working, dedicated MP’s have got themselves in such a tizzy over leaving the European Union. The Last Laugh Looney Party have decided they need a break. They are all obviously all in such a confused mental state that they keep changing political parties, shouting insults at each other, threatening to break the law, whipping each other and even upsetting the wonderful pipsqueek speaker – John Berk Oh.
A parliamentary public holiday through October was booked for the whole lot of them with Thomas Cook. Off they all went to the Costa Del Sol to join the rest of the criminals. The very sad thing is that Thomas Cook went bust when they were over there and now they will have to stay there for a while. Rather ironic, since most of them wanted to stay in Europe anyway 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
In the meantime the LLLP will stand in as a caretaker Government. Their first new law, which is effective immediately, is to require all entrants to Britain to have an entry visa, this includes any MP’s who happen to be on holiday.
Since there will be no “negotiation “ with Mr Barmy of the EU Commission, we will just have to automatically “crash out” on October 31st. That will please Bodj who will no doubt apply for a visa to come back to Britain in triumph. Sadly that won’t be possible because the second law the LLLP passed, which will be called the “No Surrender Law”, requires all politicians to be repatriated to a detention centre, -sorry Butlins holiday camp, on the Isle of Skye, where they can have an extended holiday until January 2020, or 2021, or even 2222.
Then the “Buckstop Clause” will kick in.
SEE TOMORROWS THRILLING EPISODE.