This is a continuation of the Coronapop triplelock story. Bodj’s first lock down was supposed to last for 3 weeks and then another three weeks, with no remission for good behaviour. Most people followed the rules and the sombrero was squashed by about 30,000 people who died, …. or perhaps it was nearer 60,000 people …. “the scientists” couldn’t really agree on the number.
Now we had all flattened the hat, Bodj said we could all be let out on parole, providing we stuck to some new rules. The rules were very clear providing we all STAY ALERT and don’t move from country because the rules are different in each country because of the R.
Oh and by the way people over 70 were vulnerable so they have to stay locked in. Maybe forever ! If you are under 60 you can gather again but only outside and not inside, And only in groups of 6 or eight or 10. TWO metres apart although Bodj is looking at that.
It’s good of Bodj to clear that up, because if we don’t stick to the new rules the R could go up and we want it to go down. It seems there is still some sombrero flattening to do.
If the R goes up there could be a second wave —— not to be confused with a second clap. Clapping is good for the NHS second waves are not. If the second wave comes Bodj might have to declare another lock in, or lockdown, or lock up …..or maybe all of them.
Now they are starting to stop worrying about the R, so they are letting everybody out. But, in future we must keep an eye on the K. Of course they forgot to mention what the K is all all about. And if the K gets to be too big, or maybe too small, we are all going to be locked up again. It was bad enough when we just had to grasp the daily numbers, now we have a Coronapop alphabet to learn👿
And we haven’t yet talked about TEST, TRACK AND TRACE 🤡
and wash your🧤🧤.
And Stay Alert. And Protect the NHS. And Stay Home. —— oops no, don’t stay home , that was yesterday.