The LAST LAUGH LOONEY PARTY has started an investigation into Government expenditure, in order to advise Prime Minister Bodj how to get out of the Over half a trillion pound financial hole that his Chancellor Rushi Havesomemoney has got us into.
This can’t take too long, because there could be a second wave of both Coronapop and seasonal flue . Then on the advice of Dominic CummingsandGoings the whole Government will have to move to Durham. Perhaps this is what they mention when they kept referring to the Northern Powerhouse ?
The LLLP investigation started with my previous post on the Department for InterNational Development which is over-ambitiously charged with solving poverty throughout the world. Having looked at its Annual Report it doesn’t seem to be doing that, but it is spending loads of our money. So the LLLP in a radically different approach, has put their ideas for future project work to the people in a survey. Now we just have to await their verdict.
What the first LLLP investigation also revealed was that Government Annual Reports are all written to a standard civil service formula. They are full of praise about how well they are doing, or possibly it is just bull——. They claim to be transparent, but by providing endless irrelevant details, they are just confusing. The implication is that their work is too complicated for the average member of the general public who pays for all this to understand.
The LLLP thinks that is nonsense and will find increasingly novel ways to challenge both the politicians and the civil service machine. A bit like Dominic 😀