Following the last post, this is a continuation of Prime Minister Bodj’s presentation of his all new, radical reforms to Defence, Health and Education. This will form the basis of his Election manifesto for the upcoming General Election.
Tonight the broadcast to the Nation will cover the subject on everybody’s minds —- Health. Bodj will outline the lessons he has learned from the Coronapop pandemic beyond hands, face and space 🤡
“First of all I want to thank everybody in our NHS for their hard work during the Coronapop pandemic. Trillions have been spent and judging by the calls for even more money there could be trillions more to go. The NHS is an insatiable beast !
Who knew they would need quite so much PPE and then all those ventilators? When we got them at great expense, they didn’t use them all ! Just look at all those pop-up Nightingale hospitals —— never used !
However, I did learn some valuable lessons from Matt Handcockup’s mistakes. He solved the bed blocking crisis by turfing out all the old people and locking the doors to A&E, so we should continue with that in future.
Similarly all the GP’s shut up shop and referred everybody to 111 who referred everybody Back to A&E. It saved a fortune especially since the 111 service is pay as you go.
So after Coronapop is over I have decided to take the bold step of closing the NHS and out-sourcing Health Services to Amazon Robotics. This will keep all patients socially distanced in the Amazon Nightingale hospitals where Matt Handswashed, the newly appointed Surgeon General, will co-ordinate all operations on Zoom. Aftercare will be provided by Amazon Pharmacy who will deliver all your pills and dressings by drone; together with a look-after-your-self Amazon post-op package and a get well card from Bodj.
We expect to save trillions by having no staff. This will be a much more personal service. “
Colonel Tom says “The field hospitals we had in the war were in tents and they seemed OK in the jungle. Maybe we could call some Vera Lynn hospitals.”
Markus Rashford said “Footballers injuries should be a priority, because they are keeping the Nation entertained with balls.”
VOTE FOR BODJ. THE MAN WITH BIG IDEAS and balls 🤡