This post is all about Bodj’s world leading approachch to climate change. He decided on this after he met the 5 year old Nobel prize-winning Greta Young Bird, who seems to know everything about it.
He will inform the Nation in tonight’s TV broadcast, which he fully expects to go global, because it is so ground breaking. here is a preview of the script :~
“ I have learned a lot from Greta and all the other children who demonstrated alongside her, whilst skiving off school. There is no doubt that the climate is hotting up,which is why I have asked for everybody’s temperature to be checked when they go in a shop or a restaurant or on a plane or in fact if they go anywhere at all. Anyone whose temperature is over 97 degrees in England, or 97.5 in Wales, or 70 degrees in Scotland or Ireland will be required to quarantine for six weeks until they cool down. It is lower in Scotland and Northern Ireland because they have a pre-existing condition of being hot headed.
We need to get people back to work so we will start by building reservoirs everywhere and harnessing hydro electricity, as well as stopping all the flooding every year. The prisoners in all our jails can dig the holes by hand and all my former Cabinet Ministers can help them, because they were good at digging holes too.
Next we will build windmills all along Hadrians Wall to take advantage of all the hot air that blows down from Scotland. That should stop Nickola Stergeron from huffing and puffing all the time.
Now for the MASTERSTROKE that is the lesson I learned from the Coronapop lockdown. Pollution was down, road accidents were down, consumption was down, travel was down, carbon emissions were down, the pound was down, almost everything was down thanks to Coronapop. Even my poll ratings are down☹️
After my great success with Boris bikes in London and now that I have brought everything else to a standstill, I had a light bulb moment 💡 I am introducing my very own, totally unique, green as green can be, BODJ CARS 🤡. They will be powered by electricity and have a maximum range of twenty miles to ensure that nobody goes more than ten miles away from home. Also, they won’t have any headlights, so everyone will have to be home before dark. That way we won’t need any more lockdowns.
I have every confidence this idea of mine will catch peoples imagination all around the world and help defeat Coronapop everywhere.
So please vote Bodj at the Election and I am counting on the children to nominate me for a Nobel prize for climate change.”