Author Archives: john graham

Where’s the money ?

That’s the first question every journalist asks Andy “Pants-on-fire” every time he wants to dish out a little vote wlnner :- Housing the homeless. Where’s the money ? Cheaper £2.00 bus fares. Where’s the money ? Lower business rates for … Continue reading →

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Let’s Hope.

Skier has gone with his tail between his legs. Unappreciated for all the great things he has done as PM. Maybe we will see him doing U-turns on Strictly next? Or perhaps “I’m not a celebrity, get me out of … Continue reading →

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News Desert.

There is no news blackout. Just no news. We are in a period of limbo. Waiting, just anticipating, Endless Speculating. Skier is on his last lap, Collecting medals and disingenuous claps. England are out of the World Cup, Gone with … Continue reading →

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Stuck !

We seem to be STUCK at the moment. STUCK between Prime Ministers ! STUCK with a never-ending war in Ukraine ! STUCK in an on-off negotiation between USA and Iran ! STUCK with ever rising costs ! STUCK IN A … Continue reading →

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Andy Pangolin

Andy “pants-on-fire” Burnum has gone to ground. Not a sound. He doesn’t answer questions. He is keeping low, before his coronation as our new Prime Minister. Is he a bird ? Is he a bee? No he is a TWISTER … Continue reading →

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Chagos Solution.

Mr Stammer is soon to be an Ex Prime Minister so we will be out of the frying pan and then quickly into Andy “Pants-on-fire” Burnum. But the good news is Andy has a few weeks to come up with … Continue reading →

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White Out!

The Government and the garden are all out of kilter. Just as we pass mid-summers day, temperatures are reaching their hottest ever. Tempers are fraying and Prime Minister Stammer is frying and he has been outed unceremoniously. Stammer has had … Continue reading →

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🌺Flower Power🌺

Summer is officially here, although you wouldn’t know it from the weather. It can’t make its mind up from one day to the next. Rain, hail, thunder and sunshine. The good news is that the flowers don’t care, they continue … Continue reading →

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Young One Day Politicians🤡

Following on from my previous post we now have a few 16, 17 and 18 year old MP’s and will have their chance to be Prime Minister for One Day. Here are some of the novel ideas they would like … Continue reading →

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One Day Politicians 3

Following on from the early success of our One Day Politicians ideas, it was decided that all MP’s should be able to bring forward good ideas. Under the same rules as before :- The proposal must not cost anything. Better … Continue reading →

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