“The Irony of De-cluttering”

I have just finished writing a blog on de-cluttering when there is a knock on the back door.    It is the post lady with a clutch of letters which are too big to put through the letter box at the front.

Just when I thought I was getting tidy again, I have a whole lot of new mail to replace the mail I have just thrown out:-

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  • A bank statement which, after a cursory glance, I will file in the pending tray in my office.    Several months later, if I get round to it, I will file it in the box file marked “Bank” and never look at it again.    Eventually maybe several years later, when I have got no more room for box files, I will have a bonfire in the garden and burn all the bank statements.    Then I will start the process all over again.    Maybe it is time I switched to online banking?
  • The second letter was about equity release.   I enquired about it four years ago.    After reading the brochure, I was lucky enough to receive a phone call every month for a year, even though I told them I was not interested.    Ever after I have had a letter every few months, just in case I change my mind I suppose.    I guess they will never go away.
  • The third letter was an invitation to sign up for a magazine whose subscription I cancelled.    I imagine they can’t stand rejection, so I expect I will be receiving regular letters from them as well.

The irony of de-cluttering is that what I do best is:

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“Clutter Head”

My head is full of clutter.    Things I think about, but are too complicated to resolve there and then.    So they just stay there.    Another spec of cerebral dust, until eventually I become dust myself.

In the meantime my life becomes an accumulation of lifetime dust.    Everything from fleeting memories to treasured possessions.

Let’s just take two small examples  :-

I have a drawer full of socks.    Black socks – 20 pairs plus a few single odd socks that have long since lost the soul mate.    Short black socks for summer, long ones for winter.    If I had a summer sock drawer and a winter sock drawer, I could simplify my sock sorting problem.    I would just need a bigger house and more drawers.

Alternatively, I could just wear long black socks all the time and turn them down in the summer.    OR at least in the summer I could wear no socks at all.   I had an old fashioned school master in my first junior school, at Hereford Road in Abergavenny, Mr. Sam Champion.  He never wore socks.     I can’t remember anything he taught me, but his  lack of socks resurfaced when I was writing this blog and must have left an indelible memory in my cluttered mind.

Meanwhile, I could throw away all my grey socks, fawn socks and green socks.    Then there are all my walking socks.    Actually they are not really walking socks.    I have to do the walking and they just look out for the drawer and remind me I am not walking.

That is the trouble with too many socks, they not only fill up your drawers, they also clutter up your head with mindless thoughts.

So do   TIES.    Especially now I don’t wear them very often – but I like them – they are full of memories of where I bought them.    The Guggenheim Museum in Venice, a Frank Lloyd Wright Exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.    A Jackson Pollock Exhibition at Tate Modern in London.    And many more that cost a fortune in Saville Row over the years.    Too expensive to throw away, they hold no memories for anyone else, but they are a warm reflection in my wardrobe.    Dare I get rid of those lost days or do I become a tie hoarder?

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I am becoming a “Pig Pen” in the Schultz Peanuts cartoons forever tramping around with a cloud of dust circling around my head.

To paraphrase Charley Brown “I am carrying around the dust of ancient civilisations”, or in my case the socks and ties of the last twenty years.  Or as “Pig Pen” would say:-

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“Old Geek 2”

In my new-found head long rush to be an elderly geek staying one jump ahead of my new cool young mates in the games arcade, I have got to get a new digital watch.

(See my earlier post on this subject by clicking on “Old Geek” in the Tag Cloud.)

No ordinary watch but the latest old man about town, all singing, all dancing Samsung Galaxy Gear, with 4 giga bytes of memory and Bluetooth.    How cool is that?

The 4 gigabytes of memory will be able to remind me about all those things I keep forgetting.    It will also be able to receive e-mails and texts which means I will never need a moment to myself ever again 🙂 .    I have to admit I am not too sure what to do with the Bluetooth, maybe I will go to my dentist and ask him.    I am sure blue teeth aren’t good for you.

The phone also has two microphones and one speaker.     Seems strange that, I would have thought you needed two speakers and one microphone to go with two ears and one mouth.    But what do I know?

This new super-duper gadget also has a “pedometer” which is great because bending down to cut your toe nails gets harder as you get older.    Another useful feature is an “accelerometer”, which I suppose gives you little electric shocks to stop you nodding off all the time.

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This gadget could be of great assistance to older people.    Haven’t seen any mention of “telling the time” but maybe there won’t be time for that between all the emails, texts and electric shocks.

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“An Unfortunate Juxta Position”

There was a classic example of how attitudes towards older people are slowly and surreptitiously changing in two articles in The Times on 18th September.  Two small articles on separate pages which will have gone unnoticed by most people.

Sub-editors are the Twitterati of newspapers.  They attempt to capture the eye of the reader but sometimes lose the essence of the article.

The first of these was:-

“Hawking in favour of assisted suicide”

This is another step toward the edge, in a well orchestrated campaign by Lord Faulkner in promoting and seeking public acceptance of his aim to change the law on assisted dying.  Yet another celebrity endorsement!

Stephen Hawking is a brilliant example of someone who survived being on a life support machine to go on to write “A Brief History of Time” which sold over 10 million copies.  Now at 71 he is persuaded to change his view but as a scientist he is precise with his words, he is talking about the terminally ill and their right to choose.

The second article is about elderly workers.  It is a positive report about encouragement being given to employers by Pensions Minister Steve Webb to continue to employ older people.  Even so, the debate which took place at the Liberal Democrat Annual Conference is full of reference to the elderly:-

  • “Retire and die the next day”
  • “Feeling excluded and worthless”
  • “demonized as the graph of doom”

Talk about talking yourself into an early grave – the article was written by the Chief Political correspondent, Michael Savage (my emphasis).

Then along come another sub-editor who, in an unfortunately inappropriate headline, maybe captures a portent of the future:-

“Don’t push older workers off the cliff”

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“I want to be an old Geek”

As I get older I get more and more like the grumpy old man in the GrumbleSmiles banner to my blog, but I don’t want to be seen as an old git.    I would rather be :-

“AN OLD GEEK”

Some welcome news from researchers at the University of California found that pensioners made dramatic improvements in multi-tasking ability and memory after only 12 hours of playing video games.    In fact they ended up being better than 20 year olds!

The video game is based on a driving challenge using a joy stick whilst at the same time pushing buttons to respond to road signs.    It must be a bit like driving a car on the motorway and using a mobile phone at the same time, which lots of young people seem to do already.

Not all the research from this University can be relied on, see my earlier post entitled “Expensive Cure” which can be found in the ARCHIVE dated April 2013.

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So I am off down to the games arcade on the High Street just as soon as I have found some baggy clothes to wear and bought a new pair of Converse Trainers.

P.S.  You have to be a GEEK to understand this cartoon 🙂

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“Wrinkle Mania”

Wrinkles take years to acquire. A lifetime of effort and experience.

Then almost as soon as they have them, most women do their utmost to get rid of them.

Facelifts, Botox and anti-ageing products are in the vanguard of the rage against age.

The latest snake-oil miracle cure designed to “Halt the onset of Time”, is a capsule and face cream package called “Prototype” which is made from antioxidants found in grape skins.  Prototype is something of an unfortunate name, since it suggests they are still working on getting the formula just right.   To help enhance the miracle cure —- they have added Vitamin B6 – to speed up skin healing and burns (maybe the Prototype didn’t work so well to start with ?).   Then they have added Vitamin C – essential for collagen synthesis and protection from the sun’s rays (no mention of scurvy ?) and finally Vitamin E – for skin tightening (cheaper than a facelift).

If it is as good as it sounds, most 80 year olds will look like 25 again.  Providing they can afford the £39.99 in Boots !

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“Bungalow Metaphor”

This blog follows on from “Bungalow Mindset” which you can find by clicking on “Retirement Housing” in the TOPICS LIST.

A survey by Halifax Building Society recently found that bungalows were the most popular image of a home in retirement.  It has been my experience too, in the thirty years of building and managing retirement housing, that the survey accurately reflects people’s first thoughts IF they are forced to move. But, is it the right choice or the ONLY choice.

Certainly bungalows enshrine some real retirement aspirations – it’s independent housing with light, no stairs, less rooms to clean and usually a small garden to maintain.  It is a good option but a relatively expensive one, given the high value of land.  It is a “rocking chair on the porch” image of retirement, that sounds good to start with until you consider living alone in a climate too cold for all year round outdoor living.

Bungalows are bound to be the preferred choice, when the alternative is downsizing to a small flat in a high-rise block where the lifts break down and the neighbours above you have noisy kids.  Worse still is the dreaded move to a single bedroom in residential care.  This is not necessarily the reality of retirement flats or of all residential care but it is the image of housing in later life most older people have experience of.

We need to lift retirement housing to a new level which embraces the aspirational bungalow but does not thoughtlessly copy it.

Level access, high space standards, good outlook and external private space can all be achieved on and off the ground in HAPPI standard retirement housing.  Equally importantly you can still sit on your porch at times but also have the option of company and support from like-minded neighbours as you choose.

I was writing about this subject over a year ago, you can see the post “Move to a smaller house” by clicking in the ARCHIVE on January 2012.

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“Bungalow Mindset”

Recent headlines in the press have heralded a new era of bungalow building for our rapidly expanding population of older people.

  • Bungalows are back” – The Times, 26 August 2013.
  • “Build thousands more bungalows”- Daily Mail 26 August 2013

The news that new planning guidance is about to be issued to local authorities to build more houses for older people, was stimulated by a Policy Exchange think tank report commissioned by Hanover Housing Association published in April, written by Alex Morten, entitled:-

“Housing and Intergenerational Fairness”

http://www.hanover50debate.org.uk/debates/debate-item-1#.UjR99dZwY2w

This paper is strong on its analysis of the current situation of older people in the UK, particularly in terms of demographic change.  It also has some interesting insights into the financial value of older peoples’ assets.

Some of these facts, though not a new revelation, are largely being ignored by politicians and to some extent by the elderly themselves.  For this reason, they are worth repeating though the think tank piece is short of ideas about what can be done, except for the significant fact that “the country needs to build more homes that people – particularly older people – want to live in and that blend in with existing communities and the countryside”.

Some key facts:-

Over 50’s own 82% of property wealth;

  • In 2011 three quarters of older people are homeowners;
  • The number ofUK residents over 60:
    • In 1951 was 7.9 million
    • In 2010 is 19 million;
    • In 2030 is predicted to be 28 million;
    • Significantly the oldest age groups will grow fastest between 2020 and 2030.  Those over 74 will increase by 73% from 7.4 million to 12.8 million;
    • By 2040 the ageing population is estimated to cost £80 billion in today’s money and which will be 5% of our GDP.

From a housing perspective, these figures all point in the same direction – there is a massive need for more housing – particularly for older people.

The paper then underlines the value of “downsizing”.  It highlights that amongst the older population there are 25 million spare bedrooms which is a very inefficient use of capital by the elderly themselves.  In contrast, it points out that release of capital from a primary residence is still free from capital gains tax and so should be a strong encouragement to move to a smaller property.  Currently there are few options and the paper emphasises the need for high quality property in order to attract people to move.

It then veers off at a tangent by advocating bungalows, which ignores the reality of high land values. Co-housing is put forward as another alternative but this is only likely to make marginal impact unless the Government is prepared to invest more in capacity building.

Nonetheless, the central message is that we need to build a very substantial number (upwards of 200,000 new homes a year) of high quality retirement homes.

I will write some more thoughts on this subject of bungalows in my next blog.

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“GrumbleSmiles Trust Launched”

The GrumbleSmiles Trust was launched in the spring of 2012.

Our  aim  is  to  support  and  encourage  innovative  ideas  which will enhance  the  lifestyles  of  older  people.    Through  doing this  we  aspire to  reduce  loneliness,  isolation  and  marginalisation  of  the  elderly  in society.

We wish  to  promote  a  positive  view of ageing through stimulating research and offering financial help  and / or advice to projects which seek to encourage older people to live an active and engaged role in their community. In this way we hope to demonstrate how the wisdom and experience of the elderly can provide an inspiring example to future generations.

How can you help us   :-  

  • We are looking for  projects where our involvement can make a significant difference
  • Elderly people should be actively engaged in the project and have a say in its management and development
  • Projects must have the potential to be copied and repeated elsewhere by other groups
  • Other  sources of funding should have been investigated before applying to the GrumbleSmiles Trust
  • Initially we have limited funds and our loans or grants are unlikely to exceed £5,000  —  with projects being expected to be self- reliant within 3 years
  • We will offer our help and advice to enable an organisation to grow and develop. We have a significant track record in the charity sector. There is no charge for this service, however we do have limited resources.

We are unlikely to fund    :- 

 ♦  National Charities with substantial resources

♦   Replacement or subsidy of statutory funds

♦   Large projects where our impact is slight

Write to us and tell us how we can help you  :- 

  • What do you want help with  ?
  • How will you measure your success  ?
  • What is the status of your organisation  ?
  • Who are the people involved  ?

Write to the GrumbleSmiles Trust  at  :-  North House, Rugby Road, Kilsby,  CV23   8XX.

We will respond to you by E-mail within a month.

The Trustees meet quarterly to decide on supporting projects and we will E-mail you if we require additional information.

Our registered Charity Number is – 1145632

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About GrumbleSmiles & how to find your way around the website

I have worked in the field of housing and social care for the past 30 years until I retired from the ExtraCare Charitable Trust in January 2010.   I have an abiding interest in all aspects of social policy as it affects the elderly.  I strongly believe that society’s  attitudes towards later life could be much improved.  In the Western world, older people are too often seen as a burden where previously they were venerated.

This blog is about changing attitudes and opinions towards older people.  It will deal with the big social policy issues – the ageing society; the pressures of health care costs; dwindling pensions; the inadequacy of housing and residential care services and elderly people as consumers with vast locked-up equity in property.  It will also cover the everyday grumbles of getting old – the constant perception of elderly people as a “burden on society”; print getting smaller; adverts becoming incomprehensible; not understanding how gadgets work anymore.

Additionally it is about celebrating older peoples’ achievements and having fun.  In the future the GrumbleSmiles Trust will fund projects which support these ideals.

The blog will be informed by “experts” – the elderly themselves and also by “professional correspondents” – who work in the field of social policy related to older people.  Most of all, it will be open to everyone to enjoy, be informed and express their views.

Together we can turn grumbles into smiles !

How to find your way around the website

Most people arrive at the “Home” page.  It contains the 10 most recent posts in full.  If you would like to comment, scroll to the bottom of the blog and click on the “Leave Comment” or “Comments”.  If comments have already been made you can read these first and then at the bottom of the page you will find a blank comment box for you to leave your views.  Then just click on “Post Comment” box.  If you wish to reply to a comment already posted, click on “Reply” under that comment.

Recent Posts – is a quick way to finding the latest posts, just click on them in the right hand margin.

Topics – takes you to all posts on a particular subject.

Follow Grumblesmiles – allows you to register your interest in the site and by clicking on it you will receive an e-mail each time there is a new post on the website.  Subscription is free.  The e-mail gives you the basic text but you will need to visit the Grumblesmiles site to see any cartoons and comments people have made.

If you click on Archive, a drop down box will appear which allows you to find earlier posts, the date of which is often referred to in blogs

The Tag Cloud tells you about the most talked about subjects in this blog.   By clicking on a word it will lead you to the appropriate blog.  The subjects at the start of the Cloud shown in “quotes”  are themed threads.

The Cartoons which illustrate many of these blogs and are drawn by my son Tommy Graham.  They are meant to be a bit of fun amongst some serious messages and you will have to search to find them .  There are over 150 cartoons on the site  – have fun finding them all.

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