Tag Archives: “LLLP”

Best Before Never

Posted on September 17, 2017 by john graham

It was only at the end of July that the Last Laugh Looney Party successfully concluded their Brexit negotiations with Mr Junket of  the European Union.  Finally they have agreed to ban all SMALL PRINT. (See my blog in the Archive dated 31st … Continue reading →

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As the Brexit negotiations continue, the Last Laugh Looney Party, continues to take a prominent lead in the discussions.  After the success they had in reaching agreement in banning packaging, they moved forward with the progressive proposals on “small print”. … Continue reading →

Posted on August 6, 2017 by john graham | 4 Comments

LLLP Brexit Negotiations on Small Print

Posted on July 30, 2017 by john graham

The Brexit negotiations continue to move along with the help of the  Last Laugh Looney Party.      This is my weekly leak, oops sorry, Cabinet communication on the excellent progress our leader Mrs Tezz is making.      Fortunately, … Continue reading →

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After a week of hard-fought negotiations, I am now able to give you a little bit more of the detail about our success with the negotiations on packaging.  Although I must ask you to keep this entirely confidential for the … Continue reading →

Posted on July 23, 2017 by john graham | 4 Comments

LLLP Brexit Negotiations

Posted on July 16, 2017 by john graham

Now that the Last Laugh Looney Party is in the Cabinet we are bound by Cabinet responsibility not to divulge our confidential discussions to anyone.   However in the spirit of “Open Government”, which our Prime Miniser says she is … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Cabinet Minister Appointed

Posted on July 9, 2017 by john graham

Now that the LLLP has officially joined the Cabinet, we have to go through an induction to the newspeak world of Cabinet responsibility.   This means we have to use one, or preferably more, of the following phrases in every … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Party – Cabinet Minister

Posted on July 6, 2017 by john graham

The Last Laugh Looney Party has had great success in  negotiating the acquisition of all the Islands, who have now joined the Island Repubiic.     This has been helped by all the ageing multi-millionaires who have moved their bank accounts to the … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Party Overseas Territories

Posted on July 4, 2017 by john graham

Following the demise of the British Empire, the Last Laugh Looney Party, is not quite sure what British Overseas Territories it still owns.  But whatever, it has decided to claim them for the Last Laugh Looney Party Island Republic.   … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Party Greek Islands

Posted on July 2, 2017 by john graham

As the Brexit negotiations became more difficult, the European Union has demanded that Britain take responsibility for all the bankrupt Greek islands, including Corfu, Crete and half of Cyprus; plus a few other islands with unpronouncable names and occasional volcanic … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Party – Brexit Update

Posted on June 29, 2017 by john graham

To say that June has been a bad month for politics would be an understatement.    The 2017 General Election threw everything up in the air.    Does Brexit really mean Brexit? Who knows? The politicians are all trying to look … Continue reading →

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