“Uplifting Experience ? ” 3

(Click on “UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE” in the TAG CLOUD for other posts in this series).

Just had another follow-up phone call that I did not ask for from “Fred” who is from “Companion Stairlifts” that I did not contact.

It turns out they are the sales company for “Minivator” who are now called “Handicare” who do all the work for “Age UK”.  Still with me?  I looked up their website which appeared familiar, although I had not seen it before, and again there were no prices to be found anywhere.  Unusual for a sales site – wouldn’t you say? 

One small interesting fact deep in the Companion website, was a news item saying that in 2009 they had sponsored a charity ball for Help the Aged which aimed to raise £20,000 for the charity.  How nice of them?  I guess that must have been the start of the much more profitable relationship that has now blossomed into £900,000 commission from “Handicare”.

After only 40 minutes of conversation and friendly chat, Fred did tell me that a curved lift would cost around £3,500 but a surveyor would need to do a site visit to confirm the price and I may want some extras, so the cost could be higher.  The lift comes with a two-year guarantee and thereafter a £200 a year maintenance charge.  Although Fred said he may be able to extend the guarantee at no extra cost.

Fred said that Companion / Minivator / Handicare were one of only three manufacturers in the UK.  The other two were Stannah and Acorn, but one of them had some bad press recently.  Also it is best to deal with a manufacturer because there are some shady practices amongst some suppliers, e.g. “discounts that are only offered for a quick sale”.

Now I am feeling really confident about this market :-(.  I had better look up a few more of the 1.5 million Google results.

Maybe I can find some independent advice about stairlift suppliers?  My search continues.

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“Grumpy Breakfast”

In my last blog on breakfast, I was lamenting the fact that my inability to find marmalade could make me grumpy first thing in the morning.  See “BREAKFAST TRADITIONS” by clicking on 24th June 2012 in the ARCHIVE.

Now lo and behold, a recent study has found that 6 out of 10 people in the UK regularly wake up in a bad mood.  The biggest cause of this is a bad night’s sleep – so it’s not just about marmalade then.  One in four of the people surveyed said they automatically woke up in a grumpy mood – they definitely should try eating marmalade for breakfast.   The researchers found that the grumpiness related to – queuing to get into the bathroom; having no milk for a hot drink and waking up in bad weather.  It seems they didn’t investigate marmalade as a significant factor which I think is an oversight on their part.

On the positive side they found that a third of us can lift our dark mood by taking a hot shower.  A further 21% of people said a colder, refreshing shower is more likely to do the trick.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THE STUDY WAS CARRIED OUT BY TRITON SHOWERS.

What a pity it wasn’t undertaken by Premier Foods; then it might have dramatically increased the sales of Frank Cooper’s “Oxford” Marmalade.

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“Uplifting Experience ? ” 2

(Click on “UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE” in the TAG CLOUD for other posts in this series).

I next decided to look for something more familiar and number 3 on Google was Age UK Stairlifts, which must be open and up-front.  The Age UK logo is prominent on the website and so is a note saying that “Handicare” (whoever they are ????) will raise a minimum of £900,000 for Age UK in 2012 from the sale and promotion of Independent Living products.  In smaller print it explains that “Handicare works with Age UK Trading Limited which is a wholly owned subsidiary of Age UK, which donates all its net profits to Age UK”.

It sounds good but the sceptic in me wonders if that donation to Age UK is just a commission for referrals.  If so, at say 10% commission, that is 90,000 products sold and the cost would just be passed on to the customer.  So you have still to worry are you getting the best deal :-(.  However, to reassure you, the website tells you that you are buying an “Age UK Stairlift” and that there is a price promise that they will “match any lower price for the same or a similar product” :-).  Sounds good ???

So I emailed a request for a brochure in the box provided but deliberately did not tick the box for a phone call.   Nonetheless, within an hour I got a phone call from “Stephen” at Handicare who told me that I had called them two years ago ???   That surprised me because I had never heard of Handicare before.   He tells me that Handicare used to be called Minivator and that reminded me that I enquired through Age UK about a mobility scooter for a friend.   I told Stephen I would wait until I received the brochure.   I got the distinct impression he thought I was time-wasting.

I looked through the entire Age UK stairlifts website and I could find no indication of price anywhere.   It makes you think they have something to hide.   I accept that every stairlift is different but you hear so much about high pressure salesmen and discounts being offered as an incentive to buy these days :-(.  You would think Age UK would want to be reassuringly up front about cost from the start.

It is surprising that Age UK closely endorses this approach.  But of course the £900,000 commission (oops sorry, donation) must eliminate any concerns they have about high pressure sales.

It’s easy to see how Handicare benefits from a close association with a reputable elderly organisation like Age UK.  But just how sure can you be that Age UK stands fully behind Handicare.  Will any of their £900,000 donation be used to guarantee the services they recommend?

My search for a value for money stairlift continues.

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“Uplifting Experience ? ” 1

I had a conversation recently about the difficulties some older people have getting up and down stairs as they become less mobile.  It was in the context of the older people who live in two storey houses with bedrooms upstairs and also those who live in first and second floor flats with no lift.  There must be thousands of people who live in this situation, who may in the long-term be forced to move.  In spite of the fact that the majority of older people wish to remain in their own homes.

So it prompted me to look on the internet for information about stairlifts.  Google gives you 1,460,000 results to look at .  Where to start is the first problem:-

Lots of different suppliers.  Some of them manufacturers who also install.  Some are just referral agents.  Some are people who install other manufacturer’s products.  But it is far from clear who’s who.

I started with a comparison website, Which Stairlift.  They are masquarading as if they are related to “Which Magazine” which lends them credibility.  I doubt in fact they are.  There are no prices and when you ask for a quote, it immediately pops up with a box for more information but still no price.  However, they turn out to be an agent :-(.  They promise to send me brochures from all the manufacturers, which seems helpful :-).  Nothing on the website tells me anything about cost, which is not so helpful :-(.  I apply for the brochures by email and within an hour I get a follow-up phone call which I did not ask for or want.

The saleslady was chatty but not very informative.  She said she did not know prices but strongly recommended I bought direct from the manufacturer.  So it turns out she is not the comparison website at all.  She tells me that referral agents just add on commission but when I asked her how much this was, she again said she didn’t know prices.  When I persisted asking questions about cost she consulted her boss and told me that a straight lift would be in the order of £1,500 to £3,000 and a curved lift would be between £4,000 and £6,000.  Not exactly cheap then.  I then asked her about maintenance charges and after a little coaxing, she told me that straight lifts were £595 for 5 years and curved lifts were £1,495.  No doubt this is a little extra that will be added to the price.

She promised to email me the brochure, which was full of nice pictures but again no indicative costs :-(.

It is difficult to imagine that many older people would have found out even this amount of information.  It is obvious that the primary purpose of the website is to set up home visits when the sales pitch can continue.

Not a very encouraging start on my search for value for money in the stairlift market.  My enquiry will continue with other suppliers.

I will continue this thread in a series of subsequent blogs.

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“Google Gout” 3

This blog is a continuation of the story of my search for a remedy for my poorly foot.  (For previous posts on this subject click on “POORLY FEET” in the TAG CLOUD).

Hi Tracey

I’m glad to hear that Vanessa is ok and I do hope that Kelly is not off ill.  If she is, please send her a copy of the attachment to this e-mail which should cheer her up.  One of the problems with call centre customer care is that from the customer’s point of view, you rarely deal with the same person twice.  Nonetheless, it is very nice to communicate with you all.

I hope none of you are too unsettled by the recent news that Walgreens are planning to take over Boots.  They are a very good chemist and I regularly visit them whenever I’m in America and one thing I can say is that their aisles are a lot wider than those in your Boots shop.

In my continued search for a product to sort out my poorly foot, I decided to search the Walgreens website to see if they had any better range of products that might help me.   Following the information you sent me from the Boots website, I have all but ruled out the possibility that I may have gout but I thought I would just search the Walgreens website.  Only to be told that there are no products for gout “and did I mean goat”.  Walgreens indeed have a lot of goat related products ————- Super Goat Weed; Horny Goat Weed; Goat’s Milk Soap; Goat’s Milk Body Butter etc. etc.————there are 38 products in all.  Unfortunately I don’t think any of these are good for gout.

Meanwhile, I’m still persisting with the cardboard box on my poorly foot.

One question remains in my mind which is where did my reference number come from?  Surely you haven’t had nearly 10,000,000 enquiries?  If you have, you must be doing a very challenging job.

Thinking of all three of you at this troublesome time.

Kind regards, John Graham                         My Reference Number is 9999799

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“Sad Happy Birthdays”

When you are young, birthdays are occasions to look forward to:- presents, parties, friends to play with, candles to blow out, wishes to make and a cake just for you with your name on it.  Birthdays are a good-time celebration for children.

When you get past 21, it becomes more of a quiet drink with friends and thereafter many people are trying to forget the passing of the years rather than draw attention to them.

Now, thanks to some cheery research from the University of Zurich, it appears that once you have passed the age of 60, you are 14% more likely to die on your birthday than on any other day of the year.

Here are some of the unhappy birthday findings:-

  • 18.6% rise in heart attacks;
  • 21.5% increase in strokes;
  • 10.5% more cancer deaths;
  • 34.9% rise in suicides;
  • 28.5% rise in accidental deaths;
  • 44% increase in deaths from falls;

Doesn’t really make for happy reading———- but does it need to be so?

We should start celebrating our age as we get past 60 and become more like children again.  Have parties for all our friends before they slip off this mortal coil.  Drink lots of champagne and eat vast quantities of cake – if our blood pressure and cholesterol go up for the day, so be it :-).

We should also do something challenging on our birthdays to prove we are still alive – something we have never done before.

If you live in Switzerland, then on your 60th birthday you could try climbing the North Face of the Eiger for the first time.  If you’re one of the 44% who fall and die, well what a way to go :-).

Happy, Happy Birthday

P.s. The researcher Gnomes in Zurich can go back to studying fun!

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“Google Gout” 2

This blog follows on from “BEST FOOT FORWARD 2” and my continuing search for a cure for my poorly foot.  Click on 10th June 2012 in the ARCHIVE or “poorly feet” in the TAG CLOUD.

Hi Vanessa

Thank you for taking the time to reply about my difficulty of trying to find a suitable product for my sore feet.  I’m very pleased to hear that your Store Operations Team will reconsider the position of the “foot care” aisle.

I also note your comment that you intend to offer “a variety of products under each category as what may work for one person, won’t necessarily work for another.”  Sadly in my case your words proved to be prophetic.  The Scholl Ortha-heel Gel Heel Pain Relievers haven’t worked.

A close friend has suggested that I may have gout.  Rather than spending more time walking around the aisles of your shop, I decided to visit the Boots website instead.  Generally the website seems most informative but on this occasion when I entered “gout” into the search box, it told me there were no products for gout but instead suggested “Potters Out Of Sorts”.  Surely this can’t be correct?  I can’t believe on all those shelves there are no products for gout.  Could you please advise me further?

Yours sincerely

John Graham

This is the reply I received from Boots:-

Hello John

Thank you for your email.

I can recommend these link on our website which has more information on Gout:

http://www.webmd.boots.com/foot-care/understanding-gout-basics

http://www.webmd.boots.com/arthritis/gout-treatments

However we can not really recommend what treatment will best suit you and I would suggest either speaking to one of our Pharmacist’s and Healthcare assistants in store who are always more than happy to help or you may need to speak to your GP if this is a recurring problem.

Thanks again for contacting us. If I can help in any other way, please let me know. Your personal reference number is 9999799.

Kind Regards, Kelly May, Boots Customer Care.

This is my reply to Kelly:-

Hi Kelly

What happened to Vanessa?  I do hope she’s still with Boots and hasn’t become a victim of the Walgreens takeover.

Thanks for the links to the medical advice on your site about gout which I found most informative.  One of the drugs suggested as a possible treatment sounded promising until I read about the side effects of diarrhoea and vomiting.    Having read the information carefully I don’t, on balance, think it sounds like I have gout but I have taken one of the precautions suggested on your website and put a cardboard box on my foot.  It certainly helps at night but it’s not so convenient in the daytime.

Now that I’ve read all about gout and found it’s a form of arthritis, it could be that it is arthritis that I’ve got.  I’ve already got arthritis in my fingers and maybe it’s now spreading to my feet.  I should say though that I don’t have a problem with my big toe which suggests to me that my “poorly foot” is not gout.

Kind regards, John Graham           My Reference Number is 9999799

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“Tread Carefully”

My feet have been on my mind for some time, so to speak.  In fact ever since I first blogged about my poorly foot.  (Click in the ARCHIVE 10 June 2012, or in the TAG CLOUD on “POORLY FEET”).

Now every time I see anything in the press about feet, it catches my eye.  I am compelled to read it.  Not that feet dominate the headlines.  So I was particularly drawn to a full-page advert in a national newspaper.  There must be a lot of money in feet.  Perhaps there really is an epidemic in “poorly foot syndrome”.

At the top of the page the headline said “say goodbye to horrible, hard, cracked unsightly feet”.  I have to say I didn’t think of my feet that way until I read this advert.  Now I know my foot problem may be worse than I first thought.  Goodness knows plantar fasciitis is bad enough and I’m not fully over that yet.

Now it appears I need an electronic Pedi-Smooth plus 3 spare blades plus 12 emery buffing pads plus 2 interchangeable heads, which is a bit more sophisticated that the nail clippers I already have.  I have obviously been sadly neglecting my feet – no wonder I have poorly feet.

The comprehensive colour illustrated advert is full of useful information.  The advertising agency have struggled hard to identify all the virtues of the “Pedi-Smooth”:-

  • “Incredible baby soft look and feel that everybody loves” – that’s some 60 year turnaround from “horrible, hard, cracked unsightly feet”.
  • “Salon results in your own home” – I guess that means people will be queuing at your front door.
  • “Complete with two interchangeable heads” – now that will be useful when you want to go out and not be recognised, robbing a bank for instance.
  • “A storage compartment to collect dead skin so you can use it anywhere” – just where do you use dead skin?  Still it is good to know you can shave your feet anywhere – on the bus, in a queue at the supermarket or even in a restaurant while you’re waiting for the next course.

Just £19.95 plus £3.99 P & P (p.s. batteries are not included – and we are not going to tell you what type to get). 

In small footprint:

(P.p.s. if you’re not totally satisfied, return goods within 14 days for a full refund).

(P.p.p.s. Please allow 14 days for delivery)  that’s catch 22 !  By the time you get them it is too late to send them back.

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“Best Foot Forward” 2

This blog follows after my trials and tribulations searching endlessly through the aisles of Boots the Chemist for a solution to my poorly foot.   (See “BEST FOOT FORWARD” dated 10th June 2012).  I wrote to Customer Services to see if they could give me a better way of finding the right product for my foot problem.  I received the following helpful reply from Vanessa Brazener :-

Hello

Thanks for contacting us about your recent visit to one of our stores.

I’m sorry to learn of your disappointment to find yourself faced with too much choice and not enough information when trying to find something to help with your sore foot.

We try to provide a variety of products under each category as what may work for one person, won’t necessarily work for another.

I appreciate your comments relating to the position of the ‘foot care’ aisle, and I’ve made our Store Operations Team aware of your feelings. The feedback we receive from our customers is invaluable to us and they’ve asked me to reassure you your comments will be considered at their next review.

In future it may be useful for you to know that our Pharmacist’s and Healthcare assistants are always on hand to offer help and support to any ailment you might have.

I’d like to apologise once again for the disappointment this has caused.

Thanks again for contacting us. If I can help in any other way, please let me know.

Many thanks

Vanessa Brazener, Boots Customer Care

Since receiving this reply, I was given some advice by my friend Maureen, that I may infact have gout.  For more about this follow my blog “Google Gout” dated 19th June 2012.

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“Breakfast Tradition”

Breakfast sets you up for the day, gets you up in the right mood and off to a good start.  It is a habit that works for me so long as it can be done on automatic pilot.  Even though I get up early – usually between 6 and 7 am – I am still a slow starter.  I am only half awake and I like to follow a routine, with everything in the right place.

It is all a habit that started at the age of fourteen, with my first paper round.  I had to be up and out by 6.15 a.m. to deliver the papers before school and my mum insisted I had something to eat before I went out.  That’s where marmalade comes into it.  It was my high energy drink before Hi-energy drinks were invented.

It is a childhood habit that has lasted a lifetime.  Begin the day with marmalade and you’re off to a flying start.  Not just any marmalade – it has to be sharp with thick bits of Saville orange peel – Frank Coopers Original for preference.  No marmalade means you have hurdles to overcome even before you have started the day.

That’s why marmalade is so important!

For quite a few years now the habit has been under attack.  Marmalade is becoming an endangered species.  Hotels have almost eliminated it, in favour of 1001 varieties of French jam.   American hotels don’t even know what it is and have jelly instead (that’s jam in American lingo).   Supermarkets still have it — hidden in all the jams — and when you find it, it is often thin cut and runny.

Unsurprisingly, marmalade sales are down, from being used by 36% of UK families 40 years ago, to now only 7%.   Apparently children don’t like the bitter taste or the chewy bits.   The manufacturers are now developing sweet, squeezy marmalade, without any bits, to appeal to children.   Send them out to do a paper round – that’s what I say !

What is the world coming to ?  Is there no regard for tradition any more ?  No wonder there are so many grumpy old men around.

THEY CAN’T FIND THE MARMALADE !

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