Author Archives: john graham

Pangolin Angling

Pangolins live on a diet of ants, which is generally quite boring. So sometimes they try new things and fish was recommended.   Down to the river bank, rod in hand. The pangolin meandered. But fish don’t give up easily … Continue reading

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Pangolin Mandolin

That pesky Pangolin is in my waking-head again. It’s not clear where he comes from, Or why or when.   It must be because it’s raining, That is obviously what brings Pangolins out. So here he is again.   This … Continue reading

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LLLP Next Move ?

Bodj has now been deemed to have acted illegally over poroguing Parliament.   All his “friends” are jumping on the bandwagon and instantly calling on Bodj to resign. The lawyers have had their say and now we all have to … Continue reading

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LLLP Supreme Cart

When it comes to BREXIT everybody is now getting on the bandwagon.   The latest group are the legal eagles, eager to prove they are not above the law, in fact they are the law.    And they all get … Continue reading

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Steps and Stairs – Beware !

A step is a step too far for many older people.  Well it can be when it is a step up or a step down.    Stumbles, tumbles and falls are an everyday hazard of later life. It is not often … Continue reading

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“POPINJAY”

Today I woke up with a POPINJAY, not literally I might add. But I don’t know where he came from and that was sad.   Just a forgotten word in my mind, lost in the mystery of times past. Floating … Continue reading

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LLLP Circus

A few days ago we had the LLLP Clowns, now we have the complete LLLP Circus complete with ninja turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢.    Bodj has decided to prorogue Parliament, whatever that means?    I think he ment to say cadjole Parliament, but … Continue reading

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LLLP CLOWNS

I just knew that Boris Johnson ( henceforth known as Bodj ) has been reading my Last Laugh Looney Party blogs to pickup ideas of how to run the country.    The trouble is that he has not been reading it … Continue reading

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Dial-up Dementia

I am a  one-finger typist with a typing speed that could not keep pace with a snail.   I also don’t send, or read, or respond to text messages — it is all double-Dutch to me.    So it was particularly … Continue reading

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Redefine Red Wine As Medicine!

Some extremely good news today in the Journal of Gastroenterology, which in future should be compulsory reading in every GP’s surgery. A research study done at King’s College London of the drinking habits of 3,000 people, found that red wine … Continue reading

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