Author Archives: john graham

Pangolin Wrangling

Posted on December 11, 2019 by john graham

Pangolin wrangling is not with cattle, that would be too much of a battle. Pangolins prefer to wrangle with ants, rather than have them in your pants.   They round them up with their flapping tail and huddle them into a wooden … Continue reading →

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LLLP FAIRY LAND

Posted on December 8, 2019 by john graham

Christmas is rapidly approaching and our politicians have sent out all their cards — although they call them manifestos.   They are full of New Year resolutions which they will drop after a week or so.   They have also … Continue reading →

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LLLP BUMPS

Posted on December 1, 2019 by john graham

Sooner or later the the election party will be over.    Being showered with pre-Christmas presents will end in tears, whoever gets  into power.   Because the reality is none of them have the big ideas, the power or the … Continue reading →

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A Year of Confusion ?

Posted on November 27, 2019 by john graham

We have dug a big hole for ourselves. We might have been going in the wrong direction with Europe. But now we have swapped it for no direction at all.   Our politicians have all been found out. Their answer … Continue reading →

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LLLP Umun Rites.

Posted on November 25, 2019 by john graham

The Last Laugh Looney Party 🥳 will defend everyone’s rites, especially the rite to be STUPID.    They are pleased to see that all the other parties are learning from them  and doing stupid things too. Here is a few fings … Continue reading →

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STONE THOUGHTS.

Posted on November 20, 2019 by john graham

I could become a writer, a wordsmith fighter. Or a puffed-up politician, with views blowing with the wind.   Throw a pebble in a pond and watch the waves goodbye. Or greet the Daily news, with just another sigh.   … Continue reading →

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LLLP – Emperor Bodj

Posted on November 17, 2019 by john graham

Not satisfied with just becoming King and Queen of America and All Europe, King Bodj now turned his attention eastwards.     In Bodj’s muddled historical mind, he reveered the images of Hannibal challenging the Roman Empire, because he liked … Continue reading →

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It’s all clear to me now !

Posted on November 13, 2019 by john graham

Litotes popped into my waking head today. I knew I knew the word, But, I had no idea what it means. A figure of speech long forgotten. So I Googled it as you do, for a clue. To a quiz … Continue reading →

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LLLP – King Bodj

Posted on November 10, 2019 by john graham

We are now in the fantasy land that surrounded Bodj in the period between him triumphantly securing a deal with the European Union, and then coming back to Earth with a bump when he got back to the UK Parliament.  … Continue reading →

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Smart Meter Threats

Posted on November 6, 2019 by john graham

The roll out of the Smart Meter programme for electricty supply has been badly handled from the start.   It was always too ambitious and was launched with little explanation of what is was all about.    It was clearly of … Continue reading →

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