Author Archives: john graham

Steps and Stairs – Beware !

Posted on September 18, 2019 by john graham

A step is a step too far for many older people.  Well it can be when it is a step up or a step down.    Stumbles, tumbles and falls are an everyday hazard of later life. It is not often … Continue reading →

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“POPINJAY”

Posted on September 15, 2019 by john graham

Today I woke up with a POPINJAY, not literally I might add. But I don’t know where he came from and that was sad.   Just a forgotten word in my mind, lost in the mystery of times past. Floating … Continue reading →

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LLLP Circus

Posted on September 11, 2019 by john graham

A few days ago we had the LLLP Clowns, now we have the complete LLLP Circus complete with ninja turtles 🐢🐢🐢🐢.    Bodj has decided to prorogue Parliament, whatever that means?    I think he ment to say cadjole Parliament, but … Continue reading →

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LLLP CLOWNS

Posted on September 8, 2019 by john graham

I just knew that Boris Johnson ( henceforth known as Bodj ) has been reading my Last Laugh Looney Party blogs to pickup ideas of how to run the country.    The trouble is that he has not been reading it … Continue reading →

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Dial-up Dementia

Posted on September 1, 2019 by john graham

I am a  one-finger typist with a typing speed that could not keep pace with a snail.   I also don’t send, or read, or respond to text messages — it is all double-Dutch to me.    So it was particularly … Continue reading →

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Redefine Red Wine As Medicine!

Posted on August 28, 2019 by john graham

Some extremely good news today in the Journal of Gastroenterology, which in future should be compulsory reading in every GP’s surgery. A research study done at King’s College London of the drinking habits of 3,000 people, found that red wine … Continue reading →

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New Pill Cure-All

Posted on August 25, 2019 by john graham

My now famous pill popping character, Pilly Galore is at last beginning to influence national policy 😀.    This must be clear evidence that those nice people at NICE – the National Institute for Cancelling Everything – are reading my … Continue reading →

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Google Black Hole

Posted on August 21, 2019 by john graham

What if you Google something and get no answers ? Does it cease to exist ? Or do you persist ?   Is there a word that no-one has heard ? Or once it is said, does it stay in … Continue reading →

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Deafinately not.

Posted on August 18, 2019 by john graham

For quiet a while now I think my hearing has been getting worse.   I noticed it when I had to turn the sound up on the TV.    Over the month I have had to keep turning it up … Continue reading →

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Last Laugh Looney Party More Election Promises

Posted on August 14, 2019 by john graham

As the Election draws closer all the political party’s are making more and more spending plans in an effort to bribe the voters.   Evidently the age of austerity is over even though the UK is in trillions of pounds … Continue reading →

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