Category Archives: SMILES

£Trillion Mattress

Posted on January 19, 2020 by john graham

The elderly are literally sleeping on a pile of money !!!!!!     As I said in my post last week it is estimated to be trillions of pounds.   But, there is a problem, how do you get your … Continue reading →

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£ 4.7 TRILLION !

Posted on January 12, 2020 by john graham

That’s an eye-catching, mind-boggling number.  I read it in The Times just a few days ago, so it must be true.   It is the amount of wealth owned by older people in the UK. £ 4, 700, ooo, ooo, … Continue reading →

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NEW YEAR REVOLUTION

Posted on January 5, 2020 by john graham

The Last Laugh Looney Party has decided to continue with holding Prime Minister Bodj to account throughout 2020 to make sure he keeps his promises.  Otherwise there could be a French style revolution, complete with chopping off politicians heads 🤡 … Continue reading →

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Pangolin Dangling

Posted on December 25, 2019 by john graham

When they are not eating ants And there is not much to do, Pangolins are just like me and you.   They have no thumbs to twiddle. They can’t  think up a riddle like “Hey diddle diddle”.   So Pangolins just … Continue reading →

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Clutter Creative Solutions.

Posted on December 22, 2019 by john graham

Another rainy day. A day indoors with nothing to do. An opportunity for de-cluttering ? But you have to be in the right frame of mind.   If the rain was torrential and flooded your home, you would move the … Continue reading →

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The Great Escape !

Posted on December 18, 2019 by john graham

This is the tail and trial of my annual Christmas shopping adventure.   Not my most popular thing to do, so I set out to get it over with as quickly as possible.   I left home at 11 o’clock … Continue reading →

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LLLP FAIRY LAND

Posted on December 8, 2019 by john graham

Christmas is rapidly approaching and our politicians have sent out all their cards — although they call them manifestos.   They are full of New Year resolutions which they will drop after a week or so.   They have also … Continue reading →

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LLLP BUMPS

Posted on December 1, 2019 by john graham

Sooner or later the the election party will be over.    Being showered with pre-Christmas presents will end in tears, whoever gets  into power.   Because the reality is none of them have the big ideas, the power or the … Continue reading →

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A Year of Confusion ?

Posted on November 27, 2019 by john graham

We have dug a big hole for ourselves. We might have been going in the wrong direction with Europe. But now we have swapped it for no direction at all.   Our politicians have all been found out. Their answer … Continue reading →

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LLLP Umun Rites.

Posted on November 25, 2019 by john graham

The Last Laugh Looney Party 🥳 will defend everyone’s rites, especially the rite to be STUPID.    They are pleased to see that all the other parties are learning from them  and doing stupid things too. Here is a few fings … Continue reading →

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