Bitcoin News !

What have I started ?    I only briefly mentioned bitcoins a few days ago in my last blog and now it is all over the front page of The Times.     What’s more, people have been speculating on this new currency all over the globe.    I may have become the new portal for investment advice.    Before you know it I will probably have my own TV show !  “From rags to riches in two nano-seconds”.

When bitcoins started long ago in 2008,  by a nodding Japanese digital acquaintance – Satoshi Nakamoto, nobody much new what they were.   Almost  ten years later they still don’t.    Only a few techie geeks like me realised their potential.    Five years ago you could buy one for £1,000, now a single bitcoin will cost you £20,000.   Well done Sato old mate !

I bought a load of tulips a few months ago but they have peaked in value in 1637 and I think I missed the financial boat.     So I will just have to plant them in the garden and enjoy them in the spring.     My next wild hope was gold, but after a lot of digging in the back garden I haven’t found another Klondike in Kilsby.       Like thousands of other speculators I may have to fall back on my premium bonds to fund my retirement.  Unfortunately I don’t think £25 will cover me for more than five minutes in a nursing home.

That brings me full circle to the bitcoin revolution.    Like tulips and gold they were worth nothing when they started.    Then I began to write about them and BINGO, Bobs your uncle and Pop goes the weasel.      Everyone’s buying them —- tax dodgers, criminals, drug dealers, Russian oligarchs and other nice people.   Even the big banks are considering on cashing in.

At least now I won’t need to keep all my money under the matress anymore.    I will be able to hide my lifes savings in the cumulo nimbus, just as long as it doesn’t rain bitcoins

 

 

 

I maybe about to become a global investor ikon    😎😎😎.    Who would have thought — me, Warren Buffet, George Soros and Satoshi.

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What’s in the News?

I’ve only just written about the everyday news which quickly becomes history.  Then in a short time the history repeats itself.  So it’s no great surprise during the last few months in the run up to the autumn budget, that everyone claims they need more money whilst at the same time businesses and tax payers all argue to pay less taxes.  It goes without saying that these two things pull in completely opposite directions.  Successive Chancellors of the Exchequer end up trying to satisfy everyone and succeed in satisfying no-one.

This year an early start was made by the NHS Chief Executive, who claimed that NHS England needed another £4billion on top of the increases they had already been promised.  This was never going to happen.  At the same time NHS staff were clammering for pay increases as well as more staff.  This too was likely to fall short of their expectations.  Interestingly no-one was asking for more beds, except of course the patients themselves who were left on never-ending waiting lists or in corridors in A & E.

 

 

 

 

The news still to come:-

  • Brexit goes round in ever decreasing circles.  It’s become an every night series like Eastenders or the Archers but less interesting.
  • Politicians in trouble for their personal behaviour.  Either with their hands in the expenses till or somewhere else they shouldn’t be.  Hands that is!  This will drag on for ages but probably end with no more than a slap on the wrist.
  • Crime used to be in the news a lot but as we are regularly told, it is decreasing significantly.  Mainly because the police don’t seem to go looking for burglaries, shoplifters or drug users.  Whatever happened to zero tolerance?
  • Technology moves on at a great pace, changing everyday language into incomprehensible gobaldy gook.  Bytes are no longer dog bites.  Goodness knows what clouds are but they’re not in the sky anymore.  There again, perhaps they are?  Tablets are trendy things that almost everyone has but they don’t necessarily make you better and you certainly can’t get them from your GP.  Shops are closing down as Amazon and eBay become the market of the world.  Coins and real money are being replaced by credit cards and imaginary bitcoins.
  • Everyday the news brings forward the same old thing whilst at the same time introducing new unknowns.  At the beginning of the twentieth century, who would have guessed the impact that cars would have on society.  Aeroplanes were only just getting off the ground and nobody much would have contemplated travelling to the moon.

SEE IF YOU CAN DECIDE IN TODAY’S NEWS WHAT REALLY IS

NEWS

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News not News

News is not news 

when it’s old.

Nor when it’s about the old.

 

Bed-blockers and pill-poppers,

costing the NHS a fortune.

Reminded of it every year.

Lest we forget.

 

When news is old

it’s history.

History like the news,

Often repeats itself.

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Pill Popping Popularity

Ever since I started this blog in 2010, I seem to have been writing about pills.  It is often a daily topic of conversation amongst elderly people, just like the weather.  ( You can see all the posts on this subject by clicking on “Pills” in the Tag Cloud )

My first post on the subject was entitled “A Pill for Everything” and underlined the expectation that many older people have, that every time they visit the doctor they come away with another pill.

Now a recent study by the Cambridge Institute of Public Health has confirmed the dramatic increase in pill consumption that has taken place since then.    Half of all pensioners are taking at least five drugs a day.  A number that has quadrupled in the last two decades.   Only 7% take no drugs at all.

This is partly explained by the ageing of the population and partly it is due to the introduction of new drugs.   But one other factor may have made a difference and that was the bonus system that the Government used to incentivise  GP’s to prescribe more pills!

Little wonder therefore that GP medication reviews, which are supposed to cut back on unnecessary drugs, don’t seem to happen as frequently as they should.

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BREXIT Negotiations Stalled

The Last Laugh Looney Party recently helped with the Brexit discussions with Mr. Junket and successfully negotiated some of the more important issues for older people namely :- small print, packaging and gadgets.   (You can see all my earlier posts on this subject by clicking on “LLLP” in th Tag Cloud.)

Then it stepped back and left Mrs T. Dismay and her cabinet to make progress on smaller issues like trade and exit costs.    Unfortunately they seem to have got stuck on the ever thorny issue of Ireland.

So the LLLP has been asked to come up with some options to break the deadlock.  We don’t really understand what the problem is because we came up with the following ideas after a few drinks at O,Neil’s, in no time at all :-

  • a Berlin style wall on the border with Northern Ireland, with only one crossing —— Checkpoint Paddy.     No passports needed, you just have to talk your way through with the gift of the gab,  or prove you can drink 12 pints of Guinness and still walk in a straight line.
  • Rename Northern Ireland —— “ENGLAND”   Simple as that !
  • Sell Northern Ireland to the European Union for £40billion and let them deal with the United Ireland question.
  • A big punch up in Yate’s wine bar on a Friday night.   Probably won’t resolve anything, but to be sure, they can always  come back the following Friday.

 

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Rambling 😩Injury

I have only been rambling for a few days and already I am struggling to reach peak fitness. Perhaps I have overdone it walking to the pub.  Now I have got a pain in my leg.   Somebody suggested it might be a shin splint.

I didn’t know what that was, so I thought I would try the latest NHS diagnostic technique.  I Googled it and Google led me to a world renowned medical authority— the Mayo Clinic.   No delays, no waiting for hours on trolleys, no catching other patients’ infections while you wait.    I didn’t even need to speak to a doctor.   Just a tap on the iPad and up pops the answer.   Google thinks I have got Medial Tibial Stress Syndrome.

I am in good company because it affects runners, dancers and military recruits.   Mind you I am a bit too old to join the army, unless they would give me a desk job firing missiles or spying on enemy positions using drones.    Nor have I caught up with Mo Farah when I have been out walking, of course he is a little bit faster than me.    So I can only conclude I must have injured myself while I was watching Strictly Come Dancing on the tele.  Maybe I could sue the BBC for consequential damage.  I will have to speak to my – “No Win, No Fee” lawyer about it.

The website did offer two bits of useful advice.   Firstly, consider buying new walking shoes every 350 to 500 miles —- so I should need a new pair by about 2027.    Secondly, get plenty of bed rest—- so I have told my wife Mo, I will only get out of bed every other day for a few months.

Finally, if, I really still want to see a doctor, the website offered me an appointment.     Sadly, Arizona, Minnesota and Florida all seemed a bit too far away, especially with my poorly leg.

Still, virtual-do-it -yourself health services may take a lot of pressure off the NHS and thanks to Google there is one less hospital bed taken up by an older person.   I could have been in there for days with MTSS.

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Clutter, Time, Space.

The link between clutter and time and space

is endlessly interesting.

At least it is if it’s raining

and you’ve got nothing better to do.

Clutter only accumulates over time.

If you have more space you have room for more clutter.

Clutter is in the way if you are in a hurry.

If you take more time, clutter is not so much of a problem.

With no time you need everything in its place.

So that you can find things quickly.

With pleanty of time.

You can take time to find things.

The third dimension is space.

If you have all the space in the world,

then you have no clutter.

Just a lot of walking about to do.

That’s the link between

Clutter

Time

and                        Space.

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Trawling the deep

Trawling the depths of my Internet mind.

Digging around in the years far behind.

Unlocking the lost,

Expanding the new.

Remembering what I once knew.

Joining the dots of today,

To the clutter of yesterday’s

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Rambling Research Start

I am going in search of something.  I am not sure what?   But it will be fun and I will report on it here as it happens.

I am  looking for something to do and it has to do with older people, because that is what I know most about.    Surfing is a key to finding information and rambling around aimlessly is sure to get me somewhere.

Today I Googled “activities for older people’s groups” and stumbled into lots of card games, singing choirs, knitters and natterers, painters, poets  and craft activities.     Familiar territory, good things to do.  But nothing grabbed my attention.

Then I landed on “SARCOPENIA”.   It is a terrible disease that I had never heard of but I could easily get.   It affects lots of older people and is estimated to cost the NHS a massive £11.9 billion !    It leads to increased hospitalisation,  greater nursing home admissions and higher home care expenditure.   It is loss of muscle strength through sitting around all day.

I found out about it in an excellent report produced by the Royal Voluntary Service entitled ” Move it or lose it”.  You can find the full report by clicking on the link below.

https://www.royalvoluntaryservice.org.uk/Uploads/Documents/Our%20impact/Improving_physical_function_in_older_people.pdf

It is a study of how resistance exercise with a small group of older people, whose average age was 81, improved their strength and balance; helped them look after themselves more independently; lifted their sense of well being and reduced their visits to GP’s and A&E.

It was first published in 2016 and deserves much more exposure.

I WONDER IF THE GRUMBLESMILES TRUST COULD DO SOMETHING TO GIVE THIS EXCELLENT INITIATIVE GREATER IMPACT ???????

 

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Where am I going 2 ?

A day’s gone by and I still don’t know

where I am going.

Time relentlessly driving me forward

to an unknown destination.

BUT IT WAS ALWAYS THUS.

 

The day I was born,

I couldn’t know.

In my teens,

I thought I knew.

By my early working years,

I was sure I knew.

 

BUT I DIDN’T

 

Now in my later years,

I know I don’t know.

I can only navigate

with the history of my life.

 

 

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