Category Archives: SMILES

Last Laugh Looney Party Reborn !

This is the sequel to my last post and the start of a whole new political era in the Last Laugh Looney Party UK.    Or as it is more commonly called the UP-EM-ALL-PARTY 😀 😀😀😀 The first step will be to encourage … Continue reading

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LLLP Cabinet Resignation !

A few years ago the Last Laugh Loony Party were asked by Prime Minister MaybeMaybenot to help with the Brexit negotiations.    Now that task is almost complete and she has reached a truly Looney solution, which is to have no solution … Continue reading

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Rubbish Bins 3

This is the third blog in the series of posts about bins and rubbish.   A key question to ask is “what is the difference between clutter and rubbish?”   It occurs to me that one mans clutter is another man’s … Continue reading

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Rubbish Bins 2

Where does all the rubbish go? Maybe the Pig Bins really do go to pigs.   That used to be the case, but after outbreaks of swine fever, that has all been stopped.    So who is eating it now … Continue reading

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Rubbish Bins

Once upon a time we all had one small rubbish bin which was emptied by the Council every week.   No fuss, no guidelines and no worries.   It just happened. Now that’s all changed.    We are all environmentally … Continue reading

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Freeezzing Rain!

Today we are going to get frreeeeezzinng rain. Not the sort we’ve ever had before, But, slipping and sliding rain. That makes you do the splits, Or even break your hips, or leg or arm. That paints the pavements with … Continue reading

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“EUEXIT”

Our political system is completely BANJAXED by our squabbling political parties.   Following on from my last blog, the LLLP has decided it is best to go it alone and unilaterally declare independence from the European Union and also from … Continue reading

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Internet Sensation !

For all my subscribers who receive my blog post by Email you may have seen that an advert has appeared on my last post claiming to sponsor it.    It is rather surprising because I have never heard of the … Continue reading

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European Last Laugh Goodbye

The Last Laugh Looney Party secret European project is finally reaching a conclusion. Back in July 2017 I posted a blog about the LLLP and it’s “ISLAND” Project to gradually take over the islands around the British Isles, as a … Continue reading

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Eating the Clutter Elephant

This is my first progress report on my 2019 decluttering plan.  The first thing to say is as of yet I haven’t decluttered anything but I need to start out with a strategy and a plan.  So here goes:-c Strategy … Continue reading

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