76th Birthday? Move to the Country

As I write this blog sitting in my quiet country cottage garden, I may be about to be joined by thousands of older people.  An official report by the Government Office of National Statistics confirms that you are likely to live longer in the country.

It’s something to do with fresh air, healthy lifestyles, oh! and being richer.  Only Governments would need to spend money on research to conclude something that is common sense to so many people.  Over 2.4 million people have already moved to more rural surroundings.  70% of country dwellers were not born there.

Villages in Dorset have the longest living residents, so you don’t have to spoil my rural tranquility.

However if you’re a 76 year-old man you do need to get moving – in the town you could die any time now but in the country you have two more years ahead of you!  (Ladies your figures are 81 in town and 82/83 in the country).

So if you’re reading this and 76, hop on a bus right now and move.  Unless of course you have heard of the expression “lies, damned lies and statistics”.

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Ageism Czar

After 18 months in the job at the age of 77, Dame Joan Bakewell has decided to step down from the role of Czar for Older People.

What is the role about?

What are the outcomes to be achieved?

What has been achieved by the Czar so far?

Certainly there has been a lot of discussion about the elderly in the run up to the 2010 election, but all the promises have amounted to nothing.  The proposals have all been kicked into the long grass of a Commission.  A Czar without power or even influence is not a vehicle for social policy and can achieve very little.  Will a Commission fare any better?

If the Czar is just a figure-head, who should be the next Czar?

How about the Queen, she qualifies age-wise and has the status to command a Royal hearing?

If not, how about Dame Vera Lynn if she can get in the hit parade at 90, who knows what more she can do?

Alternatively, a younger but ageing rocker – Roger Daltry, from The Who could talk about “my generation”?

Or how about Cliff Richard on a concert tour at the age of 70 – he could put new meaning into “The Young Ones”.

Joanna Lumley, certainly stuck it to the Government on behalf of the Gurka’s perhaps she would do an equally belligerent job for all old people? 

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Grey Power

After an article about exercise equipment in Hyde Park for the older generation, there was a tongue-in-cheek follow-up in the Times’ letters by Susan Whitfield of London, 22 May 2010, which suggests connecting the exercise machines to the National Grid and using them to make energy.  She goes on to propose having machines in every park and pedestrian precinct.

Maybe since they have so much spare time, all retired people should have to do an hour a day of “energy generation exercise” to earn their entitlement to a State Pension.

The wealthy and the frail could pay more energetic pensioners to do their exercise for them – an “E.G.E. off set”.

Power companies could compete for elderly power workers by designing and building the most interesting exercise machines.

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The Millenium Wheel could be converted into a vast treadmill and relocated in Hyde Park.  Then hundreds of old people could go on a stroll in the park and produce energy at the same time.

Roman slave ship scale rowing machines could be moored all along the Thames for all London pensioners to do their daily exercise and generation.

How many more ideas are there for older people to exercise and create energy?

It certainly brings a whole new meaning to the older generation and to “grey power”.

 

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Wrinkly Smiles

Who says wrinkles are bad?  The cosmetics industry do for sure.  Treatments come on the market almost every day.

Here is one of the latest good news products:-

A laser treatment that promises a new complexion after only one 40 minute treatment.  Sounds like almost instant success.

The bad news is that it hurts !  Your skin will appear bright red !  It can be sore and hot for up to a week before it peels off !  Sounds like an expensive case of sunburn !

Maybe wrinkles are not so bad after all? 

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Times – they are a changing

Back in the late 60’s when the baby boomers had only just begun to boom, I can recall going to a rock concert in Hyde Park.  The hugely successful rock group – Cream were playing unbelievably loud music to a raucous audience of rockers and hippies.  Eric Clapton on piercing lead guitar, Jack Bruce driving an metranomic rhythm on bass guitar and Ginger Baker imperiously pounding his drum kit.  Shoulder length hair swung around by wild dancing adoring fans fueled by drink and youthful energy.

How things have changed in 40 years.  Now I can go to Hyde Park and play in Westminster City Council’s new senior playground.  It has simple equipment which provides gentle exercise for the over 60’s.

Haven’t they misread the market or is this just outrageous ageism?

If The Stones, The Who and Rod Stewart are still touring, surely their fans can follow them too, although maybe an army of baby boomer fans might not be the market they are trying to appeal to.  Perhaps we should quietly slip into our slippers and recline in our deckchairs in Hyde Park instead.

If Westminster Council want older people to exercise more, how about a weekly rave in Hyde Park especially for older people.  Bring back all those early rock fans.  Recreate the Roundhouse, the Isle of White Festival.  Bring a Woodstock Revival to the UK.

Surely they can do better than six bits of exercise equipment for the elderly population of the whole of London?

ROCK ON!

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Yen for the Future

The Japanese Government is considering reflating their economy by encouraging their older generation to spend their savings, or at least give them away now – presumably to their children and grandchildren.  This is to be achieved by significantly increasing inheritance tax but simultaneously lowering tax on gifts.

It is an interesting idea because it is the opposite approach to the one being proposed in the UK, where the Conservative are (or were) talking about a major lift in the inheritance tax threshold to £1,000,000.  The result in Britain would be to increase money held in savings whereas in Japan the intention is to have the reverse effect, by spending the inheritance now.

Both countries face deficit problems and have large elderly populations.

In Japan it is not clear how elderly care will be funded if the elderly have already given away their money.

In Britain if they save their money the elderly will almost certainly have to use it if they need to pay for care.

Both countries end up raiding the nest eggs of older people.  This seems inevitable given the size of the national debt.  The tantalising lure of family silver sitting in the over-inflated value of houses and savings of earlier generations will surely prove too hard to resist.

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Seafood on the menu

Hospital food has a bad reputation – often but not always justified.  Good food can be a great uplift to your spirits when you most need it, as well as the obvious nutritional benefits to recovering health.

So the latest idea to come from Reading University research could lead us to a new era of corden bleu food in hospitals.

Seaweed could be the latest ingredient on the menu; apparently it adds flavour.  Sounds like a hard sell but perhaps a trial in Wales may be a good place to start.  Lava bread has been a “delicacy” for years, although I can’t say I have tried it.

What will they think of next ?

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Sacred Cows and Angels

In the run up to the May 2010 election, the NHS has become the great untouchable.  Out of this multi-million pound operation, not a penny can be saved!

Indeed real increases are still needed to feed the never ending progress being made in medical advances.

All the staff are totally dedicated and work incredibly hard.  They are under constant pressure which is why so many of them are off sick so much more often than everyone else.  Being “short staffed” are the most frequently used words of excuse and the most common explanation for poor service, poor standards, poor care, mistakes and in some cases even deaths.

Nonetheless, politicians continue to say all nurses are “angels” and do very difficult work in trying and stressful circumstances.  It must be the task of completing all the paperwork required to prove they have achieved all their Government targets which explains why they don’t have time to see patients anymore.

This must also be the reason why they now need degrees to fill in forms and to operate all the new technology they now have to use.  Thankfully, this means they don’t have to use their eyes anymore to observe patients’ distress, nor are they allowed to think for themselves or use common sense when compassion is required.

The system is the all consuming God to be obeyed.  Patients are all too often an unnecessary and indeed irritant part of the process.  If only there were no patients the NHS would finally be able to achieve 100% success rates in all its Government targets and the staff could be left to complete all the paperwork to prove it.  The 1,000s of NHS Managers in this ‘Alice in Wonderland World’ would at last be able to stop running from meeting to meeting making no decision after no decision.  Nor would they need to continue micro managing every step in the NHS paperwork blizzard.

It is a good job there is no truth in any of this.         or is  there?

Add in all the stories in the press just over the last few months:-

UK Cancer patients dying at a greater rate than Bulgaria.

                Dehydrated patients dying for water

MRSA 100% cured because they don’t test patients on discharge.

Rapid discharge leaving many patients with peg feeds and catheterised when they leave hospital.

8000 more NHS Managers.

?  Is nobody listening to what relatives and friends visiting       the elderly in hospital see every day.

?   Is the truth too painful to face up to.

?   Can politicians not join up the dots.

?   Are there too many votes to lose by being honest.

?   Have the public given up in despair.

?   Are they reluctant to complain because nothing will

      change.

So let’s start by killing the sacred cow – the NHS has to live in the real world of a harsh economic climate and there never will be enough money to satisfy this insatiable animal.  We also need to demystify the “angel” myth NHS nurses can’t work miracles all the time and they are not all doing the job as a vocation, poor management has sapped much of that goodwill.

We need new vision and new leadership, not sacred cows and angels.

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Dignity be Damned!

 

For a long time now the Daily Mail has been running a campaign under the banner “Dignity for the Elderly”.      They are to be applauded for championing the cause of older people and for highlighting some very important issues.    But, it’s not about dignity any more, it’s about willful neglect, abuse and untimely deaths.

The term “dignity” was first introduced by the Government and I believe it was a deliberate attempt to blind people to the reality of the problems with care of the elderly.    Further trivialisation was added by the Department of Health’s appointment of Michael Parkinson as a celebrity Dignity Champion.     He then set about asking lots of well intentioned people to sign up to supporting the dignity clarion call.    These two profile raising approaches fall a long way short of what is now required.    The elderly need a lot more than their dignity restoring.     They need honesty, outrage, resources and compassion.    The HONESTY to put the full scale of the everyday failure in our health and social services support for older people.      OUTRAGE at the neglect of individuals by their relatives, the state and society as a whole.    The full RESOURCES to face up to the tidal wave of baby boomers who are about to multiply the issues tenfold as they become pensioners.     Finally the COMPASSION to acknowledge that this is a generation of immense value who carried us through two World Wars and the privation that followed.    They deserve better. “The road to hell is paved with good intentions” and that is where we are condemning many elderly to go at the moment.    

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Friends’ Key to Happiness

A research study by psychologists at Greenwich University, found pensioners with strong social networks were 30% more satisfied with their lives.  Maintaining friendships through hobbies, clubs and shared interests were key contributing factors.

Perhaps not a surprising result but a very significant one nonetheless, with important implications for social policy.  There is ample evidence of the high correlation between loneliness and ill heath which means less happy older people result in a higher cost to society in the long term.

The closure of older peoples’ day centres is a short sighted short-term economic policy if it leads to greater social isolation.  In the retail sector the closure of so many pubs, small convenience shops and local post offices also takes away so many venues where older people would congregate during an otherwise lonely day.  Commercial rationalisation and internet shopping may be good for business but are not conducive to a chat with friends.

In the retirement housing I have been involved with over the last 30 years, the major motivation for people moving in is safety and security.  Once that is provided, the biggest perceived benefits are the companionship of other older people and the opportunity to participate in activities.

The social policy implications of this are the reverse of the direction current economic policies are driving.  Social isolation will only be reduced if a more pro-active approach is developed to involving older people in the community and giving them more opportunity to fully participate in society.  This would need a relatively small investment in community development compared to the alternative high cost of health care for the elderly.

Friends are a far better tonic than the pills we offer so many old people at the moment!

 

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